Thursday, April 14, 2022

Dog days

 Dougal for Michael - Thursday

A few weeks ago, I posted about the dog who came to dinner. Jeff commented at the time that we were only getting one side of the story. I admit that was true. I’ve now picked up the accommodation review that Dougal posted concerning his visit here. I must say I don’t think his comments are totally justified, but in the spirit of fairness, I felt that I should share them here also.

The dissatisfied guest

RATING ***

 I don’t really like giving a place a bad review, and I’m fully aware that anything less than a five star rating is regarded as poor for an accommodation establishment. (My B&B never gets less than five stars.) Still, in referring to my recent stay at 14 Ridgewood, I do feel the need to point out several shortcomings, which I hope that the owners will accept in the spirit of improvement for the future.


Place was a mess. Not good enough.

In the first place, I would expect a welcoming establishment to arrange and “pretty-up” the place before the guest arrives. But no, all the carpets were folded over, spoiling the décor and making it impossible to have a comfortable lie down, let alone a roll. How much trouble would it have been to straighten things out? I will say that the main bedroom had a fitted carpet, but even there I found mats and towels all over the floor as though the previous guests had left the place in a mess and the owners hadn’t bothered to tidy up. Really not good enough.

More what I had in mind...

Then there was the food. I can’t really say it was bad, just very ordinary. I mean it was exactly the same as what I get at home! Surely when one visits a new place one expects to try the local cuisine, something different and interesting? But no, it was the usual biscuits and gravy. Uninspiring. A little more flair and effort was required.


The owners were also quite bossy. Do this, do that, come, stay, wait. I'm amenable to polite requests, but, really, I'm the guest here!

Refreshing morning at the lagoon

As far as the excursions were concerned, they were pretty much as advertised in the brochure. The beach and lagoon visits and swims were enjoyable in good weather, and rambles through the surrounding countryside were arranged when the weather wasn’t as good as it might be. No complaints. But the timing was haphazard. If the arrangement was to leave at 8:30, I was always ready and waiting in good time. But often the trip was delayed till 9am or even later! Because of certain bodily functions which we all have to address (I’ll spare you the details), this can be quite uncomfortable. It’s thoughtless and unprofessional not to stick to the schedule.

Finally, there was the occasion when they closed the place altogether and insisted that I spend the day in my own house while they did something else. I thought that perhaps it was to spring-clean the accommodation or to install a new chef, but no, everything was just as I left it in the morning. I do feel that a refund for that day would be appropriate. You have the banking details.

Your guest

Dougal

6 comments:

  1. A testament to every dog having his day--and Michael's bravery in giving Dougal the opportunity. You're both deserving of a bow...here it comes...and a big WOW.

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  2. I was expecting some comments on the cleanliness of the restroom facilities. Oh, well.

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  3. By Banking Details, I trust you are including Barking details. Dougal, you should see what I have to put up with. Being a 'dog of a certain height' running through thistles can bring a tear to the eyeball.

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    1. Fortunately Dougal doesn't have to put up with that. On the other hand, there are ticks...

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  4. The manager of Dougal's B&B has very kindly tried to cheer me up with the below message:
    "I feel Dougal's review was a tad harsh and hope your final comments will save the day. The Host always has the last bark.
    I would not like him to have the upper paw here, after accepting your hospitality. After all he of all people should know what it is like to be in the dog house.
    As you know he did pop back for part of a day to see if improvements had been made. He seemed happy and content, so maybe just be pragmatic that there is always one guest who is dogmatic about a stay. As every dog knows if you can't eat it or play with it the only option is to pee on it and walk on."
    Thanks B!

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