Sara E. Johnson, 1st
Sunday
"I've Been Everywhere” is
a quirky tune written by Australian country singer Geoff Mack in
1959. It’s comprised mostly of
place names. Johnny Cash
nails the North American version. (“I’ve been to Chaska,
Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City,
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity.”) The New Zealand
rendition came out in 1966 and starts: “Well
I was hitching a ride on a winding Hokitika road,
when along came a lorry....
The narrator gets a ride.
The lorry drivers asks if he’s ever seen such a dusty road. The
response: "Look, listen
mate, I've been everywhere in this here land. I've been to
Kaparoa
Whangaroa Akaroa Motueka
Taramoa Benmore Pongaroa
Horoeka
Rimutaka Te Karaka Whangarei
Nuhaka Waimahaka Motuhura Waikaka
Motonui
Hokonui Papanui Wainui
Matawai Rongotai
Pikowai. I've been everywhere, man.”
That’s how I feel about crime
conferences. I’ve been everywhere, man.
Bouchercon Malice Domestic
Left Coast Crime
Sleuthfest CrimeScene Killer
Nashville Clam Bake
Suffolk Mystery Festival
CrimeCon
Writers Police Academy
ThrillerFest…
I exaggerate a little but you get
the idea. This year I sought a different
experience – one in which I could hone my work-in-progress and
attend sessions on craft. I just returned from Writers in Paradise, a
week-long, competitive conference held annually in St.
Peterburg, Florida. Dennis Lehane and Sterling Watson cofounded it in
2005. Its
mission is to provide talented and hardworking writers of all levels
and genres the opportunity to learn from and work with other writers
under the guidance of masterful authors.

This years ‘masterful’
authors included guest of
honor Michael Connelly and instructors Laura Lippman (crime), Ann
Hood (novel), Stuart O’Nan (novel), Michael Koryta (supernatural,
horror, suspense), Andre Dubus (short story), Madeleine Blais
(nonfiction), and Luis Alberto Urrea (memoir).
I submitted 25 pages and
a synopsis of my
work-in-progress. I was thrilled to be accepted into
Laura Lippman’s crime fiction class.
At the opening night barbecue,
WIP alumni Jemimah Wei
(The Original Daughter) and Nancy Johnson (People of Means) gave tantalizing readings from their books while we sipped
beverages.
The next evening Michael Connelly
was the keynote speaker. He was kind and modest. He writes tirelessly
and with urgency. He gets joy out of creating a good turn of phrase.
He writes one book at a time, front to back, and starts each day by
revising what he wrote the day before. (Me too!) Michael Connelly
tips:
Keep your speed up. Momentum in
writing is momentum in reading.
Always look for the pivot.
Character, character, character.
Michael had started a new Bosch
book just the day before. He shared the opening chapter with us. The
first sentence is “Bosch walked between the headstones checking
names as he passed.”
Madeleine Blais, who as a staff
writer with the Miami
Herald won
a Pulitzer Prize for feature writing, enthralled me with her craft
session on research. She’s written many nonfiction books. Her
latest is Queen of the
Court: The Many
Lives of Tennis Legend Alice Marble. Madeleine
tidbits:
At
the panel The Writing Life, Michael Koryta challenged me to write
lean and emphasized that a person can never have too many headlamps.
(Okay. That’s not writerly advice except perhaps, metaphorically.
It was funny, but maybe you had to be there.)
Laura Lippman and Sara
My
group met three hours daily with Laura Lippman, who was just named a
Grandmaster by Mystery Writers of America. My manuscript was
workshopped first on the first day – gulp! The experience was
nerve-wracking and helpful. In chapter three, Sophie the dog drops a
frozen human hand at her owner Reba’s feet. Reba, who is 81, thinks
Hugh is
not here to tell me what to do.
Then she flashes
back
to Hugh’s stroke two years earlier.
My
fellow crime writers helped me understand
that no one flashbacks when they are staring at a severed hand! Laura
Lippman
emailed
additional comments: The
thing I can never control/predict (and hence my love for WIP) is the
class response. I don’t think I have ever seen a workshop more
united in its love for a character (Reba).
I
happy dance. Then -
Does it make sense if I
say I loved Reba’s scenes, but I don’t love the
hand/dismemberment?
This is an extremely subjective opinion, but I feel the more our
killers mess with their victims’ bodies, the more desensitized our
readers become. Murder is bad enough, it doesn’t have to be
heightened.
I am considering Laura’s point,
because – well – she’s published twenty-five books, but she
also said, “Only you know the book you’re trying to write.”
I learned as much about writing
from the other writers in our group and their manuscripts. Do we look
like the killers that we are?
Something happened at Writers in
Paradise that has been lacking for me at other conferences: I made
new friends: Cheryl from NC and Autumn and Christine from CA among others. Perhaps it’s because of the length of the conference:
eight days or perhaps it was because of the small groups. It enhanced
my experience and we plan to stay in touch and prod each other on.
Andre Dubus III (House of Sand and Fog) objects.
Writer Idol, held two afternoons,
is modeled after reality show American Idol. Brave participants,
including me, anonymously submit the first page of their manuscript to be read aloud. A panel of three faculty members decide
whether it passes muster. (Two raised hands and the piece gets gonged.) I sat on the edge of the seat, but mine was never fished from
the pile. What stopped the panel on other first pages were:
I’m back in icy North Carolina
now, digesting at least a portion of what I have learned. Excuse me
while I delete a flashback from an opening chapter. The severed hand? Please buy my book when its published to see if it’s a goner.
What conferences have you
attended as a reader or writer? Do you have a favorite?
Until next month, friends,
Sara Johnson, 1st
Sundays