“The
Super-Recogniser and the Sewage of Mexico City”
Not a phrase you hear that often but to explain it all, here is my guest blogger, Gail Williams. Or GB as she is known in writing world. She has just signed a three book deal - the Locked series and I am going to get my little paws on the first edition ASAP. She was shortlisted for the 2014 CWA Margery Allingham Short Story Competition, she's a feature writer and comic book reviewer. She has also had a lot of short story success - not always in crime - steampunk, horror, erotica and general fiction.
Not a phrase you hear that often but to explain it all, here is my guest blogger, Gail Williams. Or GB as she is known in writing world. She has just signed a three book deal - the Locked series and I am going to get my little paws on the first edition ASAP. She was shortlisted for the 2014 CWA Margery Allingham Short Story Competition, she's a feature writer and comic book reviewer. She has also had a lot of short story success - not always in crime - steampunk, horror, erotica and general fiction.
It's rumoured that she owns the world’s most imperious cat. She has not met Mrs Brambles.
Here's what she has to say in a blog I was going to subtitle Faeces and Faces.
Here's what she has to say in a blog I was going to subtitle Faeces and Faces.
Suppose I
should start for the top. Hello, I’m GB
Williams. I write crime fiction. I’m even getting published later this year,
but that’s not what this blog is about.
Like a lot of writers, I attend writing conferences, and the most recent
was CrimeFest 2017 in Bristol. When you
hop between panels, paths cross, you meet people.
This year in
Bristol I bumped into Caro Ramsay, who I’ve been fortunate enough to meet
before in Bloody Scotland events and at CrimeFest, and we got talking, and sat
together attending a couple of the panels. One panel touched on the subject
“Super-Recognisers,” which got us both scribbling notes for future reference.
If like me
before the event, you’ve never heard of super-recognisers, they are people who
never forget a face. Literally. It sounds clichéd, but no more than 1% of the
population is believed to qualify as a super-recogniser (at least according to
IFLScience.com). Super-recognisers can
spot faces in crowds and on CCTV footage, leading the London Metropolitan
Police to create a super-recogniser unit to do just that for them. This ability offers up all sorts of potential
for dealing with illusive “people of interest” not just for the Met, but for
authors too. It’s not difficult to
imagine how useful a super-recogniser character would be - possibilities abound. I have a character, a young DC, who has now
acquired this ability. Unfortunately,
her appearance is several books down the line from where I am now so she won’t
be seen for a while, but I will be using this ability - well - she will.
This ability,
like all abilities, is of course a spectrum, everything from the absolute
inability to recognise a face through to this amazing recognition power. Caro thought she might be leaning towards the
super-recogniser ability. That wouldn’t
surprise me - after all, she remembered me and I’m the kind of average-looking
that not only makes me forgettable, it means I am often misremembered, which
can be a worrying experience in and of itself, but that’s another future plot
for you.
Just to prove
that I’m not a super-recogniser, aside from the fact that I’ve been known not
to recognise my own mother in the street, when I saw Caro at CrimeFest, I was
just holding a door for “the woman behind me,” and I had to do a double take to
check it was her before I dared say hello.
The fact that this was the door to the Ladies is neither here nor
there.
While at the
event, I also spoke with two men I’d met at writers conferences last year. One
didn’t remember me either, which meant I didn’t feel so bad about not
recognising him, then we started having a similar conversation to one we’d had
last year - about Doctor Who, of all things - and we both remembered the first meeting.
And yes, okay, I am a geek, I know. The other man did remember me, but had to
actually jog my memory of him, which is a familiar embarrassment. It isn’t that I don’t care about people, it
really is that I just don’t remember faces well.
By now, you’re
probably wondering how the Sewage in Mexico City comes into things. Well it doesn’t: that’s kind of the
problem. Still, I’m getting ahead of
myself, and as I write this I’m wondering how it came up too, because we were waiting
for another panel to start, and this came into the conversation, but I honestly
cannot remember how.
Now, it’s an odd
thing that needs some explanation or you are just going to think me totally weird. Well, okay, you probably already think I’m
weird. I’m just not weird in the way that this story could make me seem weird if
I don’t give some background. I’ve
worked in a number of industries, and I am currently in the Water and Sewage industry. I have worked in this industry longer than
any other industry. So I am more aware
of what happens after the flush than most people will ever want to be.
Sadly, this
means that I take an interest in sewers and sewage treatment, not just locally,
but around the world too. Without going
into mucky detail, sewers usually work with gravity, and water (and any solid
suspended in it) flows downhill. The centre of Mexico City is sinking, so
gravity is doing what gravity does, which means the sewers are flowing the
wrong way and collecting sewage where they shouldn’t. So when I hear about a man who spends his
working life diving into the sewers of Mexico City, I am going to watch a
programme about him (Supersized Earth with Dallas Campbell, if you’re
interested). You have to admit, someone
who dives into a lake of waste water - including all the things that we know
are in there but don’t want to talk about - is one brave individual.
wiki image of Mexico City
It’s also the
kind of thing that sticks in the mind. Faces
not so much. Sewer divers, oh hell yes. Quite
why my mind then thinks that this is the kind of detail that it’s okay to
mention in polite society is anyone’s guess, I don’t know, but I did. Did I mention being weird?
Mind, I am
also a crime writer, so it also stuck in my head that one of the things that
this diver has had to cope with is human corpses. Now that’s another fertile source of
plotlines, how did a dead body get into the sewer system? Why? Accident
or aggression? See now I have all sorts of
twisted plotlines running through my head, and enough technical knowledge to
use them properly.
And that is
kind of the point. The great melting pot
of a writers mind can make a plot line out of anything - A body gets stuffed
into a sewer, the act is caught on CCTV, then the people doing the stuffing
have to be traced, hence the use of a super-recogniser.
There you go,
weirdness takes the most disconnected facts and grafts them together into
something usable.
As the
weirdness goes on, and I suspect you’re all now trying to back away, I’m going to go hide back in my cave
(office), but not without a big thank you to Caro for continuing to talk to me,
and allowing me to ramble on her blog.
[If you want to see me ramble on my
blog, it’s thewriteroute.wordpress.com or my website: gailbwilliams.co.uk] And I will be at Bloody Scotland this year,
where I hope to see Caro again and anyone else willing to talk to this weirdo,
and remember - just because I’ve meet you once before, doesn’t guarantee I’ll
recognise you (sorry!).
Gail
For Caro Ramsay 02 06 2017
Great column, Gail, thanks. I've heard of diving for dollars, but I've never heard of diving for turds. Interesting career path ("This job is going to shit!")
ReplyDeleteYou are fascinatingly weird. I like that in a human. I am very good at facial recognition, but very bad at associating a name with the face unless it is someone like Mr. Bean. How much pay would you guess a sewer diver gets? Enough?
ReplyDeleteI have already written my rats in the sewer book - I was in a Stephen King fame of mind - but I do get fascinated by people who are enthusiastic about their jobs, whatever they do. I've heard that Chicken sexers get paid a fortune but I've never met one...
ReplyDeleteYou've never met a fortune? Strange...
DeleteHaving read your delightful post, GB, there's no question in my mind that you and Caro are sewerly kindred spirits.
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you Jeffery - that is compliment indeed!
Delete(Well to me, not sure about Caro :D)
I'm sure she's off somewhere blushing with joy.
Delete:)