Jeff--Saturday
I was reading through the newspapers for something to inspire my Saturday blog, when I came across this final paragraph of a column titled “Real patriotism is dealing with foreign policy responsibly.”
Everyone may feel bitter
about some actions of the other side during the past, but it’s time to let it
go. The country has paid for such overreactions. No one is going to offer any
apologies. All we should aim for is that the mistakes not be repeated. And for
all to understand – and act accordingly – that real patriotism is reflected in
the handing of national crises and foreign policy in a sober, responsible and
unified manner.
That
did not appear in The New York Times or
The London Times, but in Athens’ Kathimerini, penned by Tom Ellis,
editor-in-chief of its English-language edition. In other words, folks, governments
across the western world are scrambling to find their footing amid stridently
divisive times.
But
I didn’t want to write about any of that.
It brings on bad vibes. Having said that, there are no people I
know of more superstitious than the Greeks, and though I don’t consider myself
superstitious—but as I'm writing this on Friday the 13th—permit me a
moment to say ftou, ftou, ftou,
representing the Greek superstition of spitting three times to chase the devil
and misfortune away whenever you talk about bad things.
Without
question the biggie is the Evil Eye. In fact, many other Greek
superstitions are designed to deal with risks presented by the Evil
Eye. It can strike at any time, and is taken very seriously. Educated,
level-headed people believe in it, as does the Greek Orthodox Church
(calling it Vaskania), and those with the “gift” for casting it away from those put upon by the Evil Eye are revered.
The
process of casting away involves techniques passed down in secret from
generation to generation and involves prayers coupled with a lot of
yawning by healer and victim. In these modern days, I’ve seen healers
perform the process over cell phones, or respond without any sort of
contact with the victim beyond an SMS or email plea for help.
In a nutshell, the Evil Eye can be put on you, your children, your livestock or your fruit trees by anyone who looks at them with envy and praises them. Envy is the big villain in this.
In a nutshell, the Evil Eye can be put on you, your children, your livestock or your fruit trees by anyone who looks at them with envy and praises them. Envy is the big villain in this.
The number one defense against the Evil Eye is the little blue eyes ormati sold
virtually everywhere in Greece. Greeks drape them around their necks,
wrists, rearview mirrors and in myriads of places in their offices and
homes. It is the universal protector. All of which is attributed to the
color blue that is said to reflect away evil. I guess that means the
eyes now offered for sale in other, “more fashionable” colors leave you
open to being much more than just a fashion victim.
Some
Greeks go so far as to say to be aware of blue-eyed people offering
compliments, for that could be particularly dangerous. I wonder if that
would deter a Greek from the flattery of a Paul Newman look-alike or
the baby blues of a modern day Grace Kelly? Somehow I think they’d
simply opt for an extra mati or two and take the risk.:)
Garlic
also works to ward off the Evil Eye. Some carry a clove with them at
all times, in their pocket or—as I’ve seen suggested—in their
bra. Garlic, along with onions, is also said to have great healing
power if you’re feeling ill—perhaps over losing your shot at Paul and/or
Grace to a whiff of your garlic stash.
If you want the evil eye protective quality of the garlic, without the scent, when someone gives you a compliment, mutter skorda (garlic)
under your breath and spit on yourself three times. If you want real
protection ask the person who gave you the compliment to spit on you
too, though that may lead to an immediate reassessment of the person’s
original opinion. A word of caution: some say if a compliment is given
to a child in your presence you should spit on the child. I suggest
asking the parents before attempting that kindness.
Another
common practice for warding off the Evil Eye is a thorny-spiked cactus
close to the front entrance to your home. Be particularly careful is
one if nearby should you choose to spit on someone else’s kid.
Some
superstitions offer a conundrum. Bat bones are considered very lucky,
but killing a bat (to presumably get the bones) is said to be very bad
luck.
Crows, on the other hand are just bad luck period, as omens of bad news, misfortune, and death. Guess Poe got it right.:)
Crows, on the other hand are just bad luck period, as omens of bad news, misfortune, and death. Guess Poe got it right.:)
If
a Greek ever asks you for a knife, never hand it directly Put it on the
table and let the other pick it up. Otherwise, superstition holds you
two will soon be in a fight.
Another sure fight starter is if two people say the same thing at the same time. Such as “I love Raymond Shaw.” The
only way to avoid an imminent fight is for each to instantly touch
whatever red they can find around them (like the Chinese flag) and say piase kokkino (touch red).
And
never leave your shoes soles up; it’s very bad luck and even an omen of
death. But don’t fear if it should happen to you some day. Just say skorda (remember, it means garlic) and spit three times for good measure and you’ll be fine.
I understand the skorda whisper
technique also works to ward off the bad omen of seeing a priest and
black cat on the same day. Some say it whenever they see just the
priest.
If
you sneeze, that means someone is talking about you and there is a way
to figure out whom that is. Frankly, all I’m interested in knowing at
such moments is who has a tissue or Claritin.
Greeks
also believe money attracts money, so superstition requires you to
never completely empty a purse, pocket, wallet or bank account. I
suspect that one’s being sorely tested these days.
But
the superstition that I find most telling about the Greek attitude
toward life is how they treat Friday the 13th. Why ruin an otherwise
perfectly good weekend with worries about a Friday of bad luck? So, they pick a day in the middle of the workweek. To Greeks, Tuesday the 13th is the
bad luck day…possibly settling on a Tuesday for much for the same
reason the US uses it as its election day—to keep the bad news away from
spoiling a weekend.
Which
brings me to the final superstition I want to talk about
today. Salt. Greeks sprinkle salt in a new house to chase away any
lurking evil. But that’s not the use of salt I find most
intriguing. It is believed that you can get rid of “unwanted human
presence” by sprinkling salt behind them.
These polarized days, I doubt there’s enough salt to go around.
That’s all folks. Ftou, ftou, ftou.
Jeff—Saturday
Thanks, Jeff. I now understand the economic crisis in Greece. With so much worrying and spitting going on, who has time to work?
ReplyDeleteYour point it well taken, oh wise one--ftou, ftou, ftou.
DeleteGreat blog, Jeff. Oops, I just gave you a compliment.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the concern, Tom (and the compliment), but no need to be as I wear a mati (blue) at all times-- as a fashion statement not out of superstition. ftou, ftou, ftou. :)
DeleteWhilst living on Naxos, I witnessed the strange quiet "mantra" to counter the evil eye. Seems the days of Apollo and Hercules are not so long ago. But, for me, this Friday 13 saw my son turn a happy healthy 40. My good eyes smile.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to you son in all his glory!! And to proud mommy too, Tottie!
ReplyDeleteI would hate to see the state of your computer screen, with all that ftou-ftou-ftou-ing going on.
ReplyDeleteIt beats your screen covered in hok-hornie-mush. :)
DeleteOkay, how did YOU know there was a line of prostitutes in my den???
DeleteAlexa told me.
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