The Crinan Canal
For nine green and flowered miles the Crinan Canal runs
between Crinan and Ardrishaig (Ard Drish Aig) in Argyll and Bute in the West of
Scotland. It opened in 1801 takes its name from the village of Crinan at its
western end. Crinan is a tiny place. Turn left off a main road and its single
track, up down, left, right, back the way you came and bump into a Highland cow.
The kind of place that makes you wonder how they deliver a fridge freezer.
But I was informed there was a good coffee shop there. That does
good cakes.
It connects Loch Gilp with the Sound of Jura and that will
mean nothing to you, but if you were a Johnny sailor type of chappie out on the
ocean wave heading west, you might be a bit irritated if Scotland was in the
way of where you wanted to get to.
The Mull of Kintyre (
yes, of THAT song), sticks out down the way and the seas round that
peninsula can be a bit on the rough side due to currents, foul language, Paul
McCartney, lochs, High winds, monsters, torrential rain, haggis etc. The Crinan
canal cuts that out. Once on the other side you can turn south ( whatever
nautical term that is) and sail into the Clyde estuary and then hook up with another canal – the Forth
and Clyde Union Canal and that connects
– yes you’ve guessed it – the Forth River ( Edinburgh on the east) and the Clyde (here in the
glorious west). So by negotiating a few
locks and coffee shops, and loads of tourists
saying ‘left a bit, left a bit’ as any second boat tries to park behind a wide tug already in the lock,
then you can cut right across Scotland to the glories of Europe on the other side.
The negotiating of the canals is easier than negotiating
Brexit.
The Crinan Canal was designed by civil engineer John Rennie
and work started in 1794, as is usual with such projects, the construction was
beset by issues with finance and poor weather.
The canal bank near
Lochgilphead failed in 1805 and the canal's course had to be diverted when the
ground got too marshy. Now this provides very easy and unobtrusive access to
marsh dwelling wildlife.
The Duke of Argyll who was chair of the project asked no
lesser person than Thomas Telford to help them iron out some of the issues. The
great engineer (who also did the bridge in Bristol) suggested
improvements to locks and a redesign of the canal to include swing bridges.
Queen Victoria had a wee jaunt through the Crinan canal in
1847, four horses pulling her along. I presume somebody had given her a boat of
some kind.
After that the canal
turned into a tourist attraction.
It was then referred to as the “Royal route" and by the
late 1850s, nearly 50 000 people had gone from Ardrishaig to Crinan or vice
versa.
Now, with the addition of new sea locks at either end of the
canal, the canal is accessible in any
height of tide. About 2,000 boats
annually make their way from one end to the other.
Here’s a wee song about it.
The Crinan Canal for me;
I don't like the wild raging sea
Them big foamin' breakers
Wad gie ye the shakers
The Crinan Canal for me.
And two rather interesting facts of a slightly baser nature.
Dukes is Scottish rhyming slang Haemorrhoids;
Duke of Argylls- Piles- Haemorrhoids.
And (this is true) in UK there are strict rules about male nudity on the
TV. Some male appendages are allowed to be seen naked only after a certain time
usually 9pm, and even then, only in a relaxed state. Anything ‘not relaxed’ is
deemed as porn and not allowed at any time! So how do they judge that? They
judge it against the angle of the Mull Of Kintyre… which might suggest that
McCartney was having a little giggle all along.
Here’s some pics!Caro Ramsay
31st August 2018