A heinous crime was committed in Edinburgh in the first week of October
this year, an assault on one of the world’s most courageous canines. The vile
atrocity happened sometime between 1pm on Tuesday and 5pm on Wednesday. The
police have appealed for witnesses. The area round the scene of the crime is
well covered by CCTV and the police have examined hours of footage in a bid to
track down the culprits.
The crime?
Somebody made a dog’s nose shiny. With an abrasive scourer.
Yip, that was on the news on the TV.
The ‘dog’ of course is the most photographed sculpture in Edinburgh,
that of Greyfriars Bobby. The ‘nose’ had just been refurbed after being worn
down to its underlying shiny brass by tourists rubbing it for good luck. The
restoration work was carried out after a campaign on Facebook entitled “Stop
People Rubbing Greyfriars Bobby’s Nose, it is not a Tradition”. The facebook
campaign caught the ears, eyes and noses of those in high places and a repair
was commissioned.
The monument is Edinburgh's smallest listed building. It was originally
built as a drinking fountain with an upper bit for humans and a lower fountain
for dogs. This had the water supply cut off (as did all Edinburgh's drinking
fountains) around 1975 amidst health scares and both basins were filled with
concrete.
The statue has a colourful history. It was daubed with yellow paint on General Election night in
1979. It/he was hit by a car in 1984 and then some restoration became
critical. It/he is always joining in with the cultural events of the day.
A plaque on the base reads "A tribute to the affectionate fidelity
of Greyfriars Bobby". In 1858, this faithful dog followed the remains of his
master to Greyfriars Churchyard and lingered near the spot until his own death in
1872.
A red granite stone was erected on Bobby's grave by The Dog Aid Society
of Scotland, and unveiled by the Duke of Gloucester on 13 May 1981.
Since around 2000 this has been utilised in a shrine-like manner, with sticks for
Bobby to fetch, dog toys, flowers etc. The
monument itself reads: Greyfriars Bobby – Died 14th January 1872 – Aged 16
years – Let his loyalty and devotion be a lesson to us all.
But how much of that is true? Do we care, the sentiment itself is enough.
Bobby was a Skye Terrier
who spent (allegedly) 14 years guarding the grave of his owner, John Gray. Gray was a night watchman for the city police
and died in February 1858.
I think this is what a Skye Terrier should look like.
14 years? (My dog is 16 years old
and a fine and faithful hound. She’d not lie outside on a cold wintery night for
anybody. I am kidding myself...she’d be off as soon as anybody offered her a
sausage.)
There must be some truth in it though as in 1867, nine years after the owner
passed away, the Lord Provost William Chambers paid for Bobby to have a licence
as required by law and bought him a new collar, now in the Museum of Edinburgh.
A year after the death of the dog, Lady Burdett-Coutts had the statue and fountain
erected at the south end of George 4th Bridge.
The wee dog appears in many
films and books, often changing breed like some mutant canine, sometimes to a
Cairn Terrier, like this
a Westie.....
and sometimes in huge disguise as Lassie.
There is a Scottish joke here. When walking with a dog of uncertain
pedigree it is often said… ‘Its father was a Cairn and its mother wisnae
caring.’
Jan Bondeson wrote a book exploring the theory that the facts are wrong.
In 19th-century Europe it was not uncommon to have 'graveyard dogs', or
'cemetery dogs'. These were stray dogs which were fed by visitors and curators
to the point the dogs made the graveyards their home. This led to people coming to believe that the dogs were
waiting by a grave, and the result being that the dog was looked after. This is
another great example of dogs conditioning human behaviour to their own wily
ends – usually a sausage.
I wonder how many doors could really have this plaque!
I bet that dog was fed everywhere!
Bondeson claims that after an article about Bobby
appeared in The Scotsman, visitation rates to the graveyard increased
and that was financially lucrative for the local community. I don’t know about
then, but the wee dog makes the city a fortune now. Bondeson also believes
that in 1867 the original Bobby died and was replaced with a younger dog, and
that this explains the longevity of Bobby. They pulled the same trick on Blue
Peter with Petra.
The story becomes more believable with reports that folk fed Bobby, a few claimed
ownership of him and no doubt he got sausages at more than one door by being
wet, bedraggled and generally far too cute. This is now sounding more like dogs
I know.
This is believed to be 'Bobby'. Who could resist giving him a sausage?
To confuse matters further, there is also more than one John Gray buried
in the kirkyard. Social history has the
dog belonging to both of them..
wrong type of dog? wrong grave?
As I have said, the dog and the story just captures the essence of what
dogs are in our society. Bastions of faith and loyalty when the rest of the
world is chasing a pound or celebrity or a twenty inch waist. Dogs just are. Bobby appears in many films but my favourite
is the oblique reference to Bobby in the 1945 film, The Body Snatcher, where
Boris Karloff has a wee wander through an Edinburgh graveyard looking for a tasty
corpse to dig up, as you do in a quiet evening. He encounters a brave little
dog defending a grave.
Karloff kills it.
Nice.
By the way, the hunt for the culprits of the shiny nose incident goes on. They’ll be onto Interpol
next.
Suppose they could get the dog branch to have a sniff around.....
Caro 25th Oct 2013
What a funny, charming piece, Caro. And such cute doggies! Thanks for the early morning smiles.
ReplyDeleteHilarious, Caro! Another fine example that humorous crime stories are often the best! (And it's a crime what Jeff keeps doing to his MIE portrait... you want to talk about a guy who KNOWS 'funny'!)
ReplyDeletePets make places. Mykonos would be nothing without Petros the Pelican, a gift of Jackie O in the 1960s (She actually sent over a pair, but Irini didn't draw the print coverage of her mate.). A Petros still walks the streets of Mykonos...though no one (now) claims it's the original Petros.
ReplyDeleteWhat's not been revealed publicly until this very moment--other than by old Mykonians telling (spinning?) the tale in tavernas over tsipoura--is the truth about the first Petros and Irini. Allegedly, Jackie's gracious gift arrived from a far off land via air freight in an unpressurized cabin. The two poor pelicans got off the plane as buzzed as the heaviest all-night, think they can fly, partiers on the island. Trouble was, the two with actual wings never sobered up.
No one wanted to pass on the sad news to Jackie, so instead the Mykonians brought in two stand-ins and the legend took off from there.
Let's keep that just between us, OK? And for sure don't tell Everett.