
This week the documentary film Blackfish was shown on British TV again
and I was gnashing my teeth.
As the song says, It wouldn't happen here. It is a thought provoking film about Seaworld and the ethics of keeping animals like Tillikum in that environment. And the dangers to both human and orca in doing so.
I happened to be staying at The Mirage in Las Vegas on the
day that Mantecore the tiger ‘attacked’ Roy of Roy and Siegfried fame. I put the
word attacked in inverted commas as it may have been an benevolent attack by
the tiger who may have sensed his owner was having a stroke. While
the situation was horrific and Roy was lucky to survive his injuries, my own
default position was that performing
with a tiger….. 850 pounds of tiger…… sooner or later, ends in tears.
If you keep sticking your head up a chimney, you will end up with a sooty face.

If you keep sticking your head up a chimney, you will end up with a sooty face.

I don’t know if it is still the case but the tigers at that time were actually in
the hotel, in the lobby behind a glass wall….and folk thought was normal. I guess it is for Vegas.
We were shocked.
All domestic cat owners know that Tiddles becomes an end stage predator as soon as he leaves his natural habitat of his pink fleecy bed under the radiator. Dogs have a few thousand years of
domesticity to tweak their DNA and we have selectively
bred puppy like traits into them which makes Rover much more manageable and
useful for us. There’s been many studies
of wolf cubs being brought up by humans in a domestic situation. All is well
and the pups are just pups until they get to 6-8 weeks old. Then all hell
breaks lose and there is a small cuddly wolf jumping on your head to pull the
toast out your mouth with his teeth.
In Scotland circuses with live animals (apart from humans) have not been able to perform as they are refused licenses to do so. We have tight bans on
keeping wild animals as pets... although there
is now a worrying rise in keeping snakes as pets.
That escapes me totally.

The circus comes to town....
That escapes me totally.
The circus comes to town....
My father in law can recall Charlie the elephant walking up
the high street in Barrhead because the circus was coming to town. He knew
Charlie from the days when he farmed north of Glasgow near Milngavie and Charlie was resident at the local zoo. And
Charlie ate a LOT!
He is famous for
trying to get into a Pub in Milngavie’s high street and getting stuck in the doorway. ( I mean the elephant got stuck not my
father in law – he has never had any trouble getting into a pub!) The local fire brigade was called to get Charlie
out and it took them ages due to a lack of specialist elephant freeing equipment.
Charlie caused a crack in the wall over the door and the incident is commemorated with a plaque. He was trying
to get inside because his pal Ibrahim was in there, having a quiet little
refreshment and Charlie did not approve. The pair were inseparable.


Charlie was caught in
the wild somewhere in Southern India when he was five years old. Hunters drove his herd into a trap and he was
nearly killed as he was too young to sell and therefore not much use to them. But the children in the local
village took pity on him and adopted
him. I read that Charlie was always very
gentle with children. Maybe he always remembered the kindness they showed to him.
Charlie was then sold to a Chinese Circus who were appearing in Singapore when the Japanese invaded. The elephant was then an official Prisoner of War. The story goes that his handler was told to put Charlie to work clearing trees, when the poor beastie tired, his handler was forced to prod him with a bayonet to keep him going.
In the early 50’s he came to Glasgow - a fine beast by that time. He was six
tons in weight and ten feet tall. He loved being in Glasgow with his keeper and that fact that the local diet of buns and yum yums was exactly what he would have eaten if he had stayed in India. Charlie was famous for bathing in Abie Loch. Until the locals realised what he might be doing in (and to) the water supply and started to moan. He was hosed down from then on. The ever faithful Ibrahim slept with Charlie in the elephant house, fully confident that the big beastie would never trample him or roll onto him while fast asleep. The big beastie never did.
The friendly pachyderm remained the star attraction at Craigend Zoo until it closed. Then all 2000 animals were sold off – apart from
Charlie who was just too expensive to feed. And then somebody offered to buy him for slaughter. It was reported at the time that Charlie would make 2000 cans
of dog food. Singh Ibrahim warned anybody who got too close ‘You shoot
Charlie, I shoot you!’
I’m kinda liking the sound of this guy.
A lama in the middle of Govan
A worldwild campaign followed, the media picked up the
story, the Lord Provost appealed for clemency, the co-op sent hay, film stars
turned up to lend support, money poured
in from all round the place to keep him in buns until a home could be found.
Zoos around the world wanted him but his size made
transportation difficult. The Donaldson
shipping line offered him free passage to Canada. Another company offered to
take him back to India and free him. Somebody suggested he could be inflated
and floated to his destination (????). And some English woman offered to follow the route taken by Hannibal and ride
him over the Alps.
In the end Charlie
was rescued from the slaughterman by the famous Billy Butlin who took him to The Ayr holiday
camp.


Tragedy struck in 1961 when Ibrahim died and Charlie started to
lose the plot and became grumpy, then violent. By now he was in Yorkshire and the staff of
that holiday camp had no option but to put him to sleep. He was euthanased by sealing off his stall and gassing
him with the fumes from a lorry.
Some sources say that Charlie was buried on that site. The camp closed in 1983, was demolished in 1989 and planning permission was granted to
rebuild on the site in the early 2000’s. I can’t find any record of him being
dug up. I think he would have been too big to miss.
Another source said that he was stuffed and is now in a museum
in Brazil.
I think its fair to say that we now know elephants are very intelligent
with a huge capacity for emotional thought and altruism. We would all be uncomfortable
with this…


