As I mentioned in my
last blog, I’m currently partway through renovating a new house. (The house
being new to me, rather than a house that is actually new.)
Now, I consider myself
a fairly practical kind of person across quite a wide range of subjects. Not an
expert, but … capable. Comes from being a bit of an autodidact, I think. If I
happen across something I find interesting, or useful, I go about acquiring
knowledge on it. And the more that information is widely and freely available,
the easier it is to obtain.
Sometimes, however,
information is nothing without hands-on application. So, it’s not enough for me
simply to watch a How-To clip on YouTube, I want to get out there and also
acquire the real-world skill.
Having helped complete
a self-build project with my ex a few years ago, I had no qualms about taking
on a property I knew needed Work.
Indeed, I bought the
house fully intending to do quite a bit of what was needed myself, including
expanding the shower room into a bath-and-shower room, chopping the staircase
about, and moving the kitchen from its existing location into the open-plan
living area to provide another bedroom/study. As well, of course, as moving
most of the lighting and power outlets around. Why is it they’re never in the right place?
Like I said, I’m
fairly practical, and it’s nothing I haven’t done before.
But then I managed to
crack a rib. On reflection, I believe I may have crumpled a couple this time,
and in rather awkward places. Yes, I’ve reached the
hurts-to-cough/laugh/sneeze/breath-deeply stage, and when I went to the Harrogate Crime Writing Festival last weekend I had to warn friends I hadn’t
seen for ages not to hug me too hard!
With Jeff Deaver in the bar at the Old Swan, Harrogate. Photo: Ali Karim |
So, I admit to a bit
of a downer earlier in the week, as the realisation sank in that there really
are some jobs I know I ought to be
able to do, but the truth is at the moment physically I just can’t. Heaving
large pieces of solid-wood kitchen worktop about, for instance, is simply not a
good idea unless I want to prolong my recovery time.
Finally, I took the
sensible course and decided to draft in some expert help instead. Enter various
tradesmen to quote for the bits I’m intending to farm out. I spoke with them on
the phone beforehand, explaining that I was unable to finish what I’d started
because of the creaky bone situation. And yet all four of the ones who’ve
called round over the past week have walked into the house and, almost as an
opening gambit, said with an incredulous air, “Have you really done all this
yourself?”
Charlie Fox would have
kicked their arses into the middle of next week.
Aware that I did
actually want to extract a reasonable quotation from them, rather than
entrails, I refrained from a similar course of action. I produced a slightly
baffled look, as if the question was a rarity rather than the dull norm, and
agreed that ye-es, indeed I had.
I did not maim any of
them.
(Not even a little bit
…
… however tempted I
might have been.)
Nor did any of them
leave minus quantities of blood or teeth.
(Heroic, isn’t it,
what self-restraint I have?)
Now, most of the jobs
I’ve done are not exactly brain surgery. They require a bit of logical thought
and practical application. Occasionally, there is a certain amount of brute
force and dead ignorance involved, but the former qualities often take
precedence over the latter. As Archimedes pointed out: “Give me a lever long
enough, and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world.”
Or something like
that.
So why the
astonishment? And, it has to be said, the tiniest hint of scepticism?
Sometimes, I struggle
to remember we are more than halfway through the second decade of the
twenty-first century. We have our second woman Prime Minister in Theresa May.
America has a female
serious contender for the White House.
And then there’s Naomi
Climber.
Never heard of her?
Well, in October 2015 she became the first female president of the UK’s
Institute of Engineering and Technology (IET). Traditionally male preserves are
becoming more open to gender equality all the time.
But not DIY or house
construction. I seem to recall that during the self-build, visitors assumed my
ex was the one doing the technical stuff, and I was making him cups of tea
between choosing paint colours and sweeping up. Still, it could have been worse ...
I could have been the one on the ladder.
Now don’t get me
wrong. I am as against positive discrimination as I am against negative
discrimination. I believe firmly in people achieving appointment by being truly
the best person for the job, not because they fulfil a gender quota.
Interestingly, when blind
auditions were introduced for orchestras, the chances of a female applicant
obtaining a position rose by 50%.
I never would have
imagined that classical music would be a field where misogyny was rife, just as
I would never have imagined before I began writing crime thrillers that there
would be any kind of objection by male readers to women writing in that genre.
Or amazement on the
faces of tradesmen that I know how to hold a screwdriver.
(Thrust sharply upwards just under the left side of the diaphragm. Or
straight through the neck from one side to the other.)
Ah, not quite what you
had in mind, huh …?
What about you, folks?
What bias of any kind have you encountered in the workplace, and what reasons
were given for perpetuating it?
This week’s Word of
the Week is eucatastrophe, meaning
the sudden resolution of events in a story to provide a happy ending. It is said
to have been coined by JRR Tolkien, who added the Greek eu, meaning good, to catastrophe,
to signify a reversal of fortune which ensures the protagonist does not meet the apparently inevitable sticky end.