Saturday, March 16, 2019

If Macbeth Went to Disney World, What Would He Say?



Jeff—Saturday

This was originally titled, “With Apologies To Shakespeare and Macbeth (Act 2, Scene 1)” when I published it on August 23, 2014.  My how time flies when you’re having a grand old time.  Then again, it seems to draaaaagg on endlessly when experiencing the opposite.  I’m stuck in an airport in Orlando, hoping to get out of here in time to make it home before midnight. The MOUSE HOUSE just doesn’t seem to want to let go of us.  I’ve even tried smashing my Magic Band, but alas no luck.  I has us in its grip.

I am not in a mood to write what I want to write. Too many would love the opportunity of experiencing what we just did, and out of respect for them—and the wonderful time we had with my son and his family celebrating his big birthday—I shall say nothing but “Here’s Macbeth…”


Is this a blank page which I see before me,
The blog thought toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To writing as to sight? Or art thou but
A blogpost of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the late-night pressèd brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I write.
Thou deceived me the way that I was going,
With such inspiration I was to use.
Mine blog is made the fool o' th' other ones done,
Or else worth all the rest. I see thee still,
And on thy screen and laptop gouts of blood,
Which was not so before. There’s no blog here.
It is the bloody press to write which informs
Thus to mine eyes. Now o'er the one half-world
Nature seems dead, and wicked dreams abuse
The curtained sleep. Witchcraft celebrates
Pale god Poe’s offerings, and withered murder,
Alarmed by his sentinel, the wolf,
Whose howl’s his watch, thus with his stealthy pace,
With deadline’s ravishing strides, towards some design
Moves like a ghost. Thou sure and firm-set earth,
Hear not my words, which way they speak, for fear
My very stories prate of my runamuck,
And take the present offer from the time,
Which now sits on me. Whiles I write, MIE lives.
Words to the heat of reads too bold breath gives.

—Jeff

My Upcoming Events

March 29, 4:00 PM
Vancouver BC, Canada
LEFT COAST CRIME –Hyatt Regency Vancouver
Panelist, “Keeping a Series Alive.”

March 30, 4:00 PM
Vancouver BC, Canada
LEFT COAST CRIME –Hyatt Regency Vancouver
Moderating “International Settings” with Alice K. Boatwright, G.M. Malliet, Sujata Massey, and S.J. Rozan


THE MYKONOS MOB book tour begins:

April 2, 7:00 PM
Seattle, WA
THIRD PLACE BOOKS (Lake Forest Park)
Author Speaking and Signing

April 6, 3:00 PM
San Francisco, CA
BOOK PASSAGE (Ferry Building-Embarcadero)
Author Speaking and Signing

April 7, 3:00 PM
Orange, CA
BOOK CARNIVAL              
Author Speaking and Signing

April 10, 7 PM
Pasadena, CA
VROMAN’S (East Colorado)
Author Speaking and Signing

April 12, 7 PM
Dallas, TX
Interabang (Preston Oaks)
Author Speaking and Signing

April 16, 7:00 PM
Scottsdale, AZ
POISONED PEN BOOKSTORE
Author Speaking and Signing

April 24, 6:30 PM
Houston, TX
MURDER BY THE BOOK
Author Speaking and Signing

April 26, 7:00 PM
Denver, CO
TATTERED COVER (East Colfax)
Author Speaking and Signing

April 29, 7:00 PM
Pittsburgh, PA
MYSTERY LOVERS BOOKSHOP
Author Speaking and Signing

May 1, 6:30 PM
New York, NY
MYSTERIOUS BOOKSHOP
Author Speaking and Signing

May 2, 7:00 PM
Naperville, IL
ANDERSON’S BOOKSHOP
Author Speaking and Signing

May 3, 7:00 PM
Chicago, IL (Forest Park)
CENTURIES & SLEUTHS  BOOKSTORE
Author Speaking and Signing

May 4, 2 PM
Milwaukee, WI
BOSWELL BOOK COMPANY
Author Speaking and Signing

May 9, 5:00 PM
BRISTOL, UK
CRIMEFEST—Mercure Bristol Grand Hotel
Panelist on “Nobody Would Believe it if You Wrote it: Fake News, Post-Truth and Changing Words,” with Fiona Erskine, William Shaw, Gilly Macmillan, moderated by Paul E. Hardisty

May 10, 5:10 PM
BRISTOL, UK
CRIMEFEST—Mercure Bristol Grand Hotel
Panelist on “Sunshine Noir,” with Paul Hardisty,  Barbara Nadel, Robert Wilson, moderated by Michael Stanley

October 31-November 3
DALLAS, TX
BOUCHERCON 2019---Hyatt Regency Dallas
Panel Schedule Yet to be Announced

3 comments:

  1. Flying, the current version. Ick. Here's hoping you're safely home and tucked in your warm, comfy bed.

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  2. Update: Our plane left Orlando International four hours late and we arrived at a LaGuardia devoid of taxis. It’s now 1AM and we may make it back to Manhattan by April Fool’s Day. All I have to say is, “Beware the Ides of March.”

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    1. Again, ICK. Somehow, I suspect that's really NOT "all you had to say."

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