It was
late on New Year’s Eve in Arapiraca, a little city in northeastern Brazil.
The
prisoners at the Luiz de Oliveira Souza prison were tucked snugly into their
beds.
And
the guards were nodding at their posts.
All
except for one, the man assigned to the front gate.
He
caught sight of a furtive movement, a criminal trying to sneak in and unite
with an accomplice.
And he
caught him red…er…pawed.
Here’s
his mug shot, taken just after he was arrested:
His
name?
He’s
not talking.
Taped
to his white coat were these items: four hacksaw blades, two concrete drill bits,
an earphone, a memory card, a cell phone, three batteries and a charger.
The
blades were to cut bars.
The
drill bits were to break through a concrete floor, prior to digging a tunnel.
And
the cell phone and accessories were to arrange for support from other
accomplices.
But
justice triumphed.
The prisoners
remain in durance vile.
And
their furry accomplice has been delivered to animal control.
The
dogs of Brazil rejoice.
Leighton - Monday
That 'ill teach 'em. They should have taken it on the lamb.
ReplyDeletePurrfect, Jeff, but let's not get catty!
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