A young golfer of our acquaintance turns 21 in a couple of weeks.
The everyday Stewart
I think most of this is a load of nonsense invented by Victorians
who had nothing better to do with their time. Clan tartans are all a pretty recent
innovation.
The kilt, as such, may also be quite recent, the sort that has
permanently stitched pleats at the back, a wrap over flap at the front, kept in
place by four adjustable leather straps. They are incredibly expensive so one
lasts a lifetime- hence the adjustable buckles. The wrap over flap is kept
fixed by a fancy pin worn on the lower left side.
Not a kilt
Over the kilt, generally not attached to the kilt is a belt
for the sporran- either a chain or a leather belt, on which hangs the ‘wee
badger handbag’ as Billy Connolly used to call it. The chain should fit on the
waist at the back and sweep down. When Alan was in the pipe band, as a snare
drummer, the drum was to the right and the sporran was to the left.
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Nowadays, there is a whole spectrum of dress; the dress kilt
is a jacket (Prince Charlie), a tartan tie, dress socks with side ties and a sgian-dubh
down the side of one sock. The other end
is the more Jacobite style with a blouse type of skirt, with a lace neck
opening, to show gingers hairs on the chest.
The real thing was of course, the plaid; a long piece of
material 9 yards long, plain or dyed with the colours of the local vegetation.
Alan reports that the kilts are not comfortable to wear. Terrific nonsense when one needs to empty ones
bladder, extremely hot if worn in doors with central heating, the traditional wool
socks are very itchy. Wallet kept in
sporran, car keys and credit cards. It’s a bit of a palaver to put it on. The kilt
gave little protection to the leg where the drum rested, and when the pipe band
was on a long march, the snare drummer’s thigh always got covered in bruises.
To make up for this, they always ended the march in the beer tent. They were a
champion pipe band in those days and proudly wore the McGregor tartan as their uniform. I think because it’s
dark and doesn’t show the beer stains. I think one of the MIE bloggers is
entitled to wear the McGregor tartan.
And as a post script,
you do know that the McGregors’ were a bunch of sheep stealing outlaws, never
to be trusted but maybe they do have good DNA for writing crime fiction. My clan
shield has a dagger on one side, and a quill on the other.
While googling for examples of some of the tartans I’ve
noticed that the words tartan and plaid are interchangeable, and they shouldn’t
be. The tartan is a pattern, plaid
really means blanket... which were often tartan strips of cloth about 9 yards long
and as broad as the loom it was made on.
The belted plaid is the most common. Gather two thirds of
the material around your waist keeps it in place with a huge leather belt and
fling the remaining fabric over your shoulder. If cold (a probability) it then
comes as a shawl. At night, the whole
thing becomes a duvet. A wee dram and some oatcakes from your sporran and you
are fine for a night out on the hills watching your sheep, and keeping an eye
out for a McGregor.
Before the 1500s, this was really the common wear for
anybody wandering around through heather and, don’t even think about it guys, high
thistles. The bit of cloth hanging over
your shoulder was good for carrying things, lambs, other folk’s sheep, (dead English)
and keeping your hands free. If your plaid was coloured, you had money.
A variation on the Stewart
You can see how the permanent stitching of the pleated gatherings
of fabric at the back has brought about the modern kilt.
I do know somebody who does tourist trips to the locations of outlander and as part of this madness
he strips off ( not sure how far), places a belt on the ground, lies the full
plaid on top of it then lies down in the middle. He pleats the central section,
pulls the belt round him, and jumps to his feet, throws the excess material
over his shoulder and hey presto…. The belted plaid.
This amuses tourists.
Seemingly.
The hunting Stewart...
There is also a fly plaid, just the over shoulder bit, usually
worn by the groom at weddings and serves no purpose what so ever, except
looking good on the twirly bits of Scottish dancing. It crosses the heart at
the front and it then is flung over the left shoulder, often kept in place by the
epaulets of a Prince Charlie jacket (so called because he never wore anything
like that). The fly plaid is fixed by a round, generally silver brooch.
There are all kinds of modern variations on the theme but
because of him who used to play in the pipe band, I will mention the most flamboyant
of them all; the Piper’s Plaid. It has so much going on, anywhere else it would
look ridiculous, esp. in the pub later, but the full regalia, the plaid flowing like superman’s cape, right
down to the top of the sock on the opposite side, with the sway and the swagger of the pleats,
it looks might fine.
Alan of course, wore the Drummer's Plaid, it’s a bit shorter as they need free movement of their arms, only about 2.5 yards of fabric and it is allowed (by who one askes?) to be fixed through the front of the jacket and pulled into a pleat where it’s fixed to an internal button, for obvious reasons of not getting in the way. And we do need to recall that these last two were military, the lone piper and the lone drummer.
There is more than one story about the enemy surrendering just to shut then up.
Here's wee video of the pipe ban Alan used to play for. You can see it's hot, no jackets!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFyyHMAl_CA
I can take bagpipes for about 5 seconds. So here's the question: Do women wear kilts?
ReplyDeleteHenceforth I shall no longer conflate tartan and plaid. Good note to a fun post. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteNo clan for McCrone's
I love the pipes! I will need a lot of for my kilt. Do they make the material in an elastic material?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to your favorite golfer on his big birthday. We so miss Scotland, and as James said, thank you for explaining tartan and plaid. I absolutely loved the video. Only two questions. One. I always thought the complete outfit included a dagger in the sock--at least that's what those I know who wore a kilt in NYC did. Two. Was that you dancing with the band?
ReplyDeletesgian-dubh as mentioned, is the gaelic spelling for'little dagger that goes down the side of the sock' pronounced ski an doo, which is a term you may recognise. Sadly not seen much due to restrictions on flights- they don't like knives! And no, that wasn't me dancing but I did do a bit of that in my time ... if you ever tell anybody that I may be tempted to pull a dagger from my sock!
DeleteAlthough the thought of the experience is tempting, my lips are sealed!
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