Lost in Translation

        I'm still not over it.
   My twenty year old Mp has trotted off to Parliament.She took her Dad with her to help her settle in.    I  hope her Dad will explain to her the fiscal  viability of exiting the EU.
   As they walked to Parliament, a camera picked up one of the Scottish Mp's saying 'So where are we   going?'
   To which the other replied, 'It's over by that big clock.....'

    So here is a humerous blog. I'm off to Crimefest....

                                 

        Danish Airline - We take your bags and send them in all directions


                                         

               Barbershop in Zannzibar, Tanzania – Gentlemen’s throats cut with nice sharp razors

              In the office of a doctor in Rome, Italy – Specialist in women and other diseases

             Tailor in Rhodes, Greece – Order your summers suit. Because is big rush, we will execute                    customers in strict rotation

            Cash machine in China – Help oneself terminating machine


                            

               Road signs in India – avoid overspeeding. Always avoid accidents

              Copenhagen – Take care of burglars

                                        

              Japanese washing machine – Push button, foam coming plenty, big noise, finish.

              In the window of an Indian shop – Why go somewhere else to be cheated when you can come              here?

           China – Haircuts half price today.  Only one per customer.

           Cairo – On September 30 winter timing will start as of 12.00 midnight all clocks will be forward        one hour back.

          Outside a tailor’s in Hong Kong – ladies may have a fit upstairs

           Shop in Mexico – Broken English spoken perfectly

          German to English textbook – after a certain time cheques are stale and cannot be cashed.

          Ankara – You are invited to visit our restaurant where you can eat middle eastern foods in a                 European ambulance

            Sign on a car in Manila – Car and owner for sale

             Bejing – no permission to wench

             Finland – if you cannot reach a fire exit, close the door and expose yourself at the window

              Greek deodorant stick – push up bottom

              China – please do not surpass the cautionary driftwood while having aquatic visiting

              Serbia – Let us know about an unefficiency as well as leaking on the service.  Our utmost will            improve it.
                                 

              Japan – children found straying will be taken to the lion house.

                                      

              Now he’s been to the doctor and is suffering from ... high blonde pressure

              American advert for Scandinavian vacuum cleaner – nothing sucks like an Electrolux

             East African newspaper – An new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors            have  thrown in the bulk of their workers

                                 

        Caro Ramsay (Bristol Bound) 15/05/2015