The old year ended slightly
darker than it has started, the world of crime fiction lost one of its
cleverest, most witty and devilishly mischievous writers.

I was strolling through Facebook Hogmanay, in my bed, too
tired to stay up for the bells and I saw the news that MC Beaton had passed
away after a short illness age 83. I was actually shocked when I read it,
somehow I thought she would be around for ever as we tend to think these larger
than life characters should be. She was small, wide swathed in purple velvet
and attitude, her eyes glinted with an intellectual sharpness that was a beacon
for her total inability to put up with inappropriate political correctness.
She was of course the creator of Hamish Macbeth and the fabulous
Agatha Raisin, the former had been televised here 20 (30?) years ago starring a
very young Robert Carlyle and a Westie Dog who broke wind constantly during the
shoot, keeping its most potent out puffing for the sections of the story filmed
in the airtight set of the police car interior.

My first encounter with MC Beaton was on a panel at
Crimefest many years ago. I think I am right in thinking that our moderator was
a much acclaimed crime writer called Cara Black. She is of course, American – I
know we know that but I am pointing it out for a reason.
She introduced me and said something like ‘Caro
was born in a ghetto in Glasgow, a place called Govan….. ‘And so it went on.
Then she introduced Marion, who spoke in public with quite a
pucker English accent…’ Interestingly, I too was born in Glasgow, in a ghetto
called Newton Mearns…’’
They audience then had to witness me trying not to laugh, I was left snorting and snivelling. Newton Mearns is the Jewish really posh area of Glasgow, nobody was
any the wiser but me.

And that moment always stayed with us. Whenever we met there
was always that bond, I like to call it a no bullshit bond.
At one awards ceremony,
I was already seated, I saw her come in. I popped over to say hello, she had
her attendants all around her but she leaned over and whispered 'can you not
come and sit at this table; I could do with a laugh.’ Our relative minders kept
us apart and we sat through those endless, endless speeches, eye rolling each
other, occasionally mouthing Glaswegian phrases that were less than complimentary to the speakers.

She was a great talent, a real wit and ferociously intellectual. She grew up as a reporter at
a time when she was expected to climb in the windows of Glasgow tenements at the wake, to get
the story on the deceased. I have many more stories, but right now I can’t
recall a single one. She wrote over 160 books in her lifetime, starting as a buyer
for a Glasgow bookshop before becoming a newspaper reporter and eventually, an editor.
Latterly, she divided her time between houses in Paris and the Cotswolds.

I last saw her at Bloody Scotland; she was in the company of
Ashley Jensen who plays Agatha Raisin. They had just finished filming a new
series of the show. Marion looked a little frail, but we had a few words in the
green room, she was still her sparky self.
She died on Hogmanay after a short illness.
More sadly, I had read one of her more recent books in November.
It was as if it had been written by somebody else. Agatha’s character had gone from
being an independent women who could take or leave men – mostly she wanted to leave
them- keeping herself for her off on love interest for the historical writer
who lived next door to her own cottage in the Cotswolds to a rather nasty man-eater,
the plot didn’t quite gel, and it read as if it had not been edited properly.
It irked me so I looked up a few reviews, and
yes, there was a general agreement that something was ‘off’ about the book.
I do wonder why that was, and why it happened?
A publisher under pressure to get something out there. Marion was such a
professional, it really annoyed me that, maybe, she had become a victim if her
own success.
It saddened me, so I am going to forget that book and watch
Ashley Jensen strutting herself as the wonderful Agatha Raisin. The Quiche Of Death
is my personal favourite so as a tribute to Marion, I am going to sit and watch
it again tonight while drinking Irn Bru and eating chips (salt and vinegar not
salt and sauce - no need to be getting above ourselves!).
Somethings are too good to change.
Caro Ramsay
03 01 2020