I Need Rescue From the Evil Eye

 

Jeff—Saturday

 

It’s been a very hectic couple of weeks, starting the day after my wonderful honor by the Greek National Tourism Organization at the Ilias Lalaounis Jewelry Museum in Athens where I basked in the praise of 200 wonderful souls.  My mistake was in not spitting on a single one of them. 

Yes, I wrote "spitting"--a key element of defense against envious thoughts or glances cast by those who seek to target another with curses.  I'll get into that deeply held superstition more below, but I won't bore or titillate you with the I'd-sooner-rather-forget details of my recent experience.  Let's just say it's been an adventure that's led many of my Greek friends to diagnose me as clearly matiasmenos -- afflicted with the evil eye.

And they should know, for I know of no people more superstitious than the Greeks.  

 

All of which reminded me of a couple decades ago  post I'd put up on the significant impact of such practices on the truly superstitious.  And not just in Greece, for many Greek superstitions are shared in different forms among other world cultures.

 

For example, take spitting. Though I don’t consider myself superstitious, permit me a moment to say ftou, ftou, ftou, representing the Greek superstition of spitting three times to chase the devil and misfortune away whenever you talk about bad things.  Such as a generator failing, tripping on a broken pavement slate, and pesky illnesses.

 

So, on to some of the basic Greek superstitions, for which I wish to credit the assistance of two websites, The Embassy of Greece and Susie Atsaides.

 

Without question, the biggie is the Evil Eye (aka Mati).  In fact, many other Greek superstitions are designed to deal with risks presented by the Evil Eye.  It can strike at any time, and is taken very seriously.  Educated, level-headed people believe in it, as does the Greek Orthodox Church (calling it Vaskania), and those with the “gift” for casting it away from those put upon by the Evil Eye are revered.

 

The process of casting away involves techniques passed down in secret from generation to generation and involves prayers coupled with a lot of yawning by healer and victim.  In these modern days, I’ve seen healers perform the process over cell phones, or respond without any sort of contact with the victim beyond an SMS or email plea for help.   

In a nutshell, the Evil Eye can be put on you, your children, your livestock or your fruit trees by anyone who looks at them with envy and praises them.  Envy is the big villain in this.

 

The number one defense against the Evil Eye is the little blue eyes or mati sold virtually everywhere in Greece.  Greeks drape them around their necks, wrists, rearview mirrors and in myriads of places in their offices and homes. It is the universal protector. All of which is attributed to the color blue that is said to reflect away evil.  I guess that means the eyes now offered for sale in other, “more fashionable” colors leave you open to being much more than just a fashion victim.

 

Some Greeks go so far as to say to be aware of blue-eyed people offering compliments, for that could be particularly dangerous.  I wonder if that would deter a Greek from the flattery of a Paul Newman look-alike or the baby blues of a modern day Grace Kelly?  Some how I think they’d simply opt for an extra mati or two and take the risk.:)

 

Garlic also works to ward off the Evil Eye.  Some carry a clove with them at all times, in their pocket or—as I’ve seen suggested—in their bra.  Garlic, along with onions, is also said to have great healing power if you’re feeling ill—perhaps over losing your shot at Paul and/or Grace to a whiff of your garlic stash.

 

If you want the evil eye protective quality of the garlic, without the scent, when someone gives you a compliment, mutter skorda (garlic) under your breath and spit on yourself three times. If you want real protection ask the person who gave you the compliment to spit on you too, though that may lead to an immediate reassessment of the person’s original opinion.  A word of caution: some say if a compliment is given to a child in your presence you should spit on the child. Under any circumstances I suggest asking the parents before attempting that kindness, but these days, fugedaboudit.

 

Another common practice for warding off the Evil Eye is a thorny-spiked cactus close to the front entrance to your home.  Be particularly careful if one is nearby should you choose to spit on someone else’s kid.

 

Some superstitions offer a conundrum. Bat bones are considered very lucky, but killing a bat (to presumably get the bones) is said to be very bad luck.  [I wonder who’d consider bat bones good luck these days.]

Crows, on the other hand are just bad luck period, as omens of bad news, misfortune, and death.  Guess Poe got it right.:)

 

If a Greek ever asks you for a knife, never hand it directly Put it on the table and let the other pick it up. Otherwise, superstition holds you two will soon be in a fight.

 

Another sure fight starter is if two people say the same thing at the same time.  Such as “I love  A STUDY IN SECRETS coming February 3, 2026)."  The only way to avoid an imminent fight is for each to instantly touch whatever red they can find around them (like on the cover of Under a Veiled Moon, The Red Red Snow, or The Satapur Moonstone) and say piase kokkino (touch red).

 

And never leave your shoes soles up; it’s very bad luck and even an omen of death.  But don’t fear if it should happen to you some day. Just say skorda (remember, it means garlic) and spit three times for good measure and you’ll be fine.

 

I understand the skorda whisper technique also works to ward off the bad omen of seeing a priest and black cat on the same day.  Some say it whenever they see just the priest.

 

If you sneeze, that means someone is talking about you and there is a way to figure out whom that is.  Frankly, all I’m interested in knowing at such moments is who has a tissue or Claritin.

 

Greeks also believe money attracts money, so superstition requires you to never completely empty a purse, pocket, wallet or bank account.  I suspect that one’s being sorely tested these days.

 

But the superstition that I find most telling about the Greek attitude toward life is how they treat Friday the 13^th.  Why ruin an otherwise perfectly good weekend with worries about a Friday of bad luck?  So, they stick in the middle of the workweek. To Greeks, Tuesday the 13^th is the bad luck day…possibly settling on a Tuesday for much for the same reason the US uses it as its election day—to keep the bad news away from spoiling a weekend.

 

Which brings me to the final superstition I want to talk about today.  Salt.  Greeks sprinkle salt in a new house to chase away any lurking evil.  But that’s not the use of salt I find most intriguing.  It is believed that you can get rid of “unwanted human presence” by sprinkling salt behind them.  I think Americans should bear up arms of salt to cast behind a lot of politicians these days.

 

That’s all folks.  Time for me to seek out a healer. Ftou, ftou, ftou. 

 

––Jeff