Thursday, April 6, 2023

Filling The Well

Wendall--every other Thursday

I turned in a book on Monday.

 

I don’t know whether my experiences in the days after a submission are common or not, but this is what it's like for me. I ping back and forth between relief, exhaustion, hope, and panic, as I wait to see whether my editor likes it and how much additional work, whether incidental or monumental, will need to be done.

 

Once I press "Send," I feel free and lucky for a moment or two, or maybe even an hour.

 

Done and dusted!
 

Then  I remember all the things I’ve put off and all the promises I’ve made to myself and others in the run up to the deadline. And feel more like this.

 

Total collapse and denial.
 

Within hours of making the mistake of announcing the book’s submission on Facebook, my inbox is full of reminders about dinners, drinks, Zooms, and walks with friends I’ve neglected, PDFs of books I agreed to blurb, a million questions and requests from students and consulting clients, and in this case, since the book had an April deadline, an email from our accountant, asking if we are, in fact, planning on using them for 2023?

 

 

Suddenly, all the things I promised myself once the book was done—sleep, exercise, time with my husband, time to hit the cinema or watch thirty-five streaming shows I’ve missed, a joyful reread of all of Raymond Chandler, healthy eating and drinking and a de-cluttering of my desktop—now seem impossible. 

 

Sometimes I feel I’ve lived my whole life thinking, “if I can just get through.. (fill in the blank)...I will be okay.” But somehow, the “fill in the blank” part never ends.

 

I know that, ultimately, I'll be thrilled to see the friends I’ve missed so much, that seventy-five percent of the shows people have told me to watch will be, as my English husband would say, bollocks, and that my new ‘to-do’ list will not be as daunting as it appears in the first twenty-four hours after my deadline. I will navigate and negotiate all the requests and reminders, as I always have in the past.

 

But the bigger question remains—when you have spent a year creating, not only an entire book, but all the guest blog posts and one page synopses that must follow, and you have put out the psychic energy necessary for all the obligatory book store appearances, panels, interviews, and Zooms required, how do you reignite the energy and inspiration to do it all over again?

 

Reading and watching films can inspire me, but because almost all of my personal and “day job” work for the last forty years has been either writing films, television scripts, or novels, and evaluating other people’s writing, at this point, I’m most inspired by other kinds of artistic expression.

 

So for me, one of the answers is museums—the art and the physical spaces themselves. I’ve written posts about MONA in Tasmania and the Cast Iron Gallery in the Victoria and Albert Museum in London because, those are places that spark new ideas or perspectives, that make me want to write again.  

 

This week, I wanted to share a few images from museums on the South Bank of Brisbane. These spaces have “filled my well” when I’ve been in between projects and I visit them whenever I’m lucky enough to be in Queensland—The Queensland Museum, the Queensland Art Gallery (QAG), and Gallery of Modern Art (GOMA). All of them are bunched together, and look back at the central business district.

 

View from the Southbank of Brisbane

The Queensland Art Museum welcomes you with a fountain guarded by pelicans, seen here from outside and inside the museum.


Looking toward the bridge in the picture above.


Seen through the downstairs gallery.

There is more water inside, in a central gallery which changes exhibitions frequently.

 

The gallery during my visit in 2019.

The gallery in 2018.



The museum holds some older pieces, but primarily focuses on modern and Aboriginal art. 


 

I'm equally inspired by The Queensland Museum, which focuses on both science and natural history. I love the way this museum is laid out, as many items are encased in glass or suspended in liquid and the whole natural history floor is an art installation in itself.

 

 

So, taxes, coffees with friends, and museums, that's where I'm headed, at least until I get my editor's notes...


--Wendall

Wednesday, April 5, 2023

A Secret Garden

Sujata Massey 



It seems amazing that two weeks ago, I was marveling at springtime in the desert. I'm back home in the Mid-Atlantic or "Delmarva," a nickname that includes the states of Delaware, Maryland and Virginia. Washington DC doesn't appear in the moniker, but it's the ultimate springtime destination. 

Springtime in the District is magical, with airy, pastel-colored trees and shrubs decorating the 1920s and 1930s grand architecture that marks neighborhoods like Chevy Chase, Woodley Park and Kalorama. And it seems to me that these old-fashioned, courtly perennial gardens have distinctly British layouts, but a dash of Japonisme when it comes to shrubs. Consider the original cherry trees planted in 1912 near the Tidal Basin by First Lady Helen Taft and Viscountess Chinda, wife of the Japanese Ambassador. Following this famous example, cherry and plum and quince trees were planted all over the district and the aforementioned Delmarva.

I would rather visit a private garden, with few crowds, then fight for space among thousands on Washington Mall's. One of DC's best kept secrets is the large formal garden behind the Omni Shoreham Hotel.









I enjoyed a lovely day flower-gazing in DC, and drove home in heavy traffic that I  blame (at least partly) on cherry blossom viewers. Two hours to go 35 miles!

Fortunately, the same flora  is in bloom in my own neighborhood. Daisy, our little brown terrier, walks with me several times a day. Her favorite season is undoubtedly spring. I suspect her affection is driven by the fascinating  smells.










               And Daisy told me that the best way to savor spring is to share it with someone else.







Tuesday, April 4, 2023

Kudos to Kids Authors

Watching Cressida Cowell talk about storytelling and creativity onstage
during the Oxford Literary Festival late last month

Craig, every second Tuesday. 

Kia ora and gidday everyone.

Do you remember the first books you read and really loved, and why? 

That's a question I've asked more than 230 authors over the years as part of a 'quickfire' 9mm interview series I ran on my Crime Watch blog since 2009. (I've also chatted about the same topic onstage and off with authors and other  booklovers at festivals and events over the years.) Chances are, for many of us lifelong booklovers those first memorable reads will often be children's books of some kind. 

For the crime writers I've interviewed, the likes of The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew mysteries regularly crop up - as you'd expect for those of us who love mysteries - or Enid Blyton's Famous Five, or books like Black Beauty or the Swallows and Amazon series. I spend a good amount of time around keen readers, and for so many of us our passion for books began when we were kids, stoked by our parents, our teachers and schools, our local libraries etc. 

Sometimes however, when we talk about books and book recommendations and 'best of the years'- whether online or in the pages of newspapers and magazines, those who write for younger readers are overlooked. They're a massive and vital part of the books and reading ecosystem, but kids and YA authors perhaps go under-appreciated at times. 

When I was writing my own first book, Southern Cross Crime, a readers' guide to Australian and New Zealand crime fiction, I made a choice to break away from the books in that series that had gone before (eg titles delving into Nordic or British or European or American crime fiction) by including kids and YA crime and mystery fiction. 

As I said in the introduction, I'd gone my own way a bit by including: 

"some examples of crime and mystery writing for younger readers. I fell in love with mystery fiction by reading the Hardy Boys and Enid Blyton tales as well as Sherlock Holmes and Hercule Poirot as a youngster. Anyone who encourages kids to develop a love of reading, who opens those early doors to a whole world of learning and stories and imagination and possibility, is a rock star in my books. So, there’s no way I was going to write a book that didn’t include some of them."

For me, children's authors are rock stars. That's been underlined for me in recent years when I've seen the delight and wonder and so many other good things conjured in my own daughter (now 8 years old) through reading. She loves stories and storytelling, and because of her I now probably read 40% crime fiction, 50% kids books (with and to her), and 10% other things. Whereas before her birth it was 80%+ crime fiction and the rest other adult reads like biography, memoir and other fiction. 

One of my favourite 'Daughter & Dad' times: reading books like
Hairy Maclary to an absolutely delighted then Miss Nearly 2.  

Revisiting some old favourites like Roald Dahl and Tolkien and CS Lewis and Hairy Maclary with her, as well as discovering a whole new range of picture books and chapter books, has been wonderful. Back in 2017, I wrote a piece about the joy of kids reading for The Sapling, a New Zealand online publication that focuses on kids books. 

While a good chunk of my reading in recent years has been kids books, from the picture book likes of Shifty McGifty and Slippery Sam or Zog or The Worst Princess or My Granny is a Pirate! (the latter by the Queen of Crime, Val McDermid), among dozens and hundreds of others, to chapter books by Roald Dahl and Robin Stevens and Cressida Cowell and others, almost all of my writing about books has remained focused on adult reading, usually crime/thriller titles and authors. I may change that going forward as I adore kids books and kids authors and all they do for the reading ecosystem and thereby bettering our world. I will still keep writing about great crime and thriller novels, but I will also find ways to give more coverage to kids and YA authors in various outlets too.

For me, there's a real magic in kids books. And a whole lot of skill and talent. To capture the imagination of little kids, who are often easily distracted or bored, takes real talent. To create something that is not only riveting on first read, but over and over and over and over again through regular re-reads, well that's next-level when it's done well. While the word counts may be far less and the words used less complex, the ideas and themes and stories are rich and powerful and thought-provoking and laugh-generating, and more. 

Anyone who thinks it might be far 'easier' to write a great kids book compared to a great story for adults would be, to me, fooling themselves on many fronts.

Award-winning kids author Maria Gill uses creative non-fiction to
share inspiring true-life stories with children and young people

Recently, I've started interviewing kids authors, along with crime and thriller writers. It's something I plan to continue, moving forward. Earlier this year I had a feature on award-winning New Zealand children's author Maria Gill, who writes creative non-fiction picture books for kids, published in the weekend magazine insert to my home country's biggest newspaper. My first 'kids author feature' for them after dozens of books features over the years - usually crime novelists. 

Last month I also took Miss Now-Eight to the city of dreaming spires, Oxford, to see and maybe meet a couple of kids authors, past Children's Laureates Michael Morpurgo and Cressida Cowell. The Oxford Literary Festival is a wonderful event, full of terrific panels and talks ranging all across the books spectrum. Some cool crime writers were there, including Val McDermid, and Mick Herron, as well as fellow Kiwi Eleanor Catton (Booker Prize winner) talking about her new thriller Birnam Wood. 

But Miss Eight and I were there for the kids author events. It was a refreshing change (don't worry, I'll be attending plenty of crime events the rest of the year, including Harrogate and Bloody Scotland). 

We really enjoyed both talks, with Michael Morpurgo sharing stories of how he got started, where he gets his ideas and inspiration (eg The War Horse was sparked by a conversation with an old soldier in a rural English pub, and Michael's curiosity to learn more about what the soldier had mentioned about horses going to war), his love of nature and the countryside, and the power of curiosity and persistence.

Miss Eight sharing her own story ideas with Children's Laureate Cressida Cowell,
who was brilliant in giving feedback and encouragement

Cressida Cowell was also brilliant, sharing how drawing is important to her creative process, how she uses maps to inspire ideas, and various other tips for budding young storytellers. Miss Eight was entranced and inspired, and we stood in line for 90 minutes afterwards to get a book signed by Cressida (Michael was unable to sign due to a shoulder injury). It was worth the wait, as Cressida took a good amount of time with each child, and when our turn came, she encouraged Miss Eight's story ideas, answered her questions, and posed for photos with her as well as signing books and her story map.

As I said in Southern Cross Crime, kids authors are rock stars.

What are some of your fondest memories of reading when you were a child, or reading with your own children? Do you have some favourite books or authors? Do you still read kids books as an adult?

Until next time. Ka kite anō. 

Whakataukī of the fortnight: 

Inspired by Zoe and her 'word of the week', I'll be ending my fortnightly posts by sharing a whakataukī (Māori proverb), a pithy and poetic thought to mull on as we go through life.

Poipoia te Kakano kia puawai

(Nurture the seed and it will grow)

Monday, April 3, 2023

Art History on Trial

Annamaria on Monday

In February of 2022, I posted a blog about one of the greatest masterpieces of Renaissance art.  At the time, I thought that I (a woman without credentials) was taking liberties by weighing in on an argument among art historians about Michelangelo's statue of David.  Little did I know the real risks of my audacity.  As I have learned over the past week or so, I took an awful chance by showing this picture without first getting your parents' permission.


Perhaps you have been distracted by other news, like on ongoing war and its proximity to a huge nuclear power plant.  Or the first-ever indictment of a President of the United States.  Or the new 20-second rule for baseball pitchers.  Allow me to clue you in on the big brouhaha about what is and is not allowed in the teaching of art history.

At the Tallahassee Classical School in Florida, the principal was forced to resign after a parent called the picture above "pornographic."  Tallahassee Classical is a charter school; this means that, although the tuition-free school is supported by public funds, it can have a syllabus that differs from what public schools follow.  Parents can choose such places for their children if they see an advantage over the local public school.

At the school in question, when teaching a section on Renaissance art, a teacher showed her class of sixth graders (eleven and twelve year olds) three images.  The one above.  This one, also by Michelangelo:


And this painting by Botticelli, The Birth of Venus:


Florida's governor has been making a lot of noise recently about what should and should not be taught in schools, and the state has passed a law against teaching children about human beings' differences when it comes to sexual preferences (popularly called the Don't Say "Gay" law).  Stirring up parents about what their children should and shouldn't be taught has, no doubt in my mind, given parents another thing to worry about.

At Tallahassee Classical, in the past couple of years, the school sent out "warning emails" to parents about the upcoming lesson that would give their children chance to see and learn about three of the most magnificent works of art ever created.  In addition to the mom who cried "porno," two other parents objected to the fact that they had not been so warned this year.  Evidently, the email had been prepared, but the staff forgot to click "send."

The uproar caused Barney Bishop III, chair of the school's board, to demand that the principal, Hope Carrasquilla resign or be fired for what he called an "egregious mistake."  Though having been in her job less than a year, she was given no choice, so she quit.

At this point in my story, I cannot help but bring up what really breaks my heart about this.  When it comes to the opinions of the governor of Florida, I know I am on firm ground here.  Perhaps among those parents who want to make sure their eleven and twelve year olds don't see the penis on the statue of David, there may be some - who like their Ron DeSantis - object to any form of gun control.  Having knowledge of what had happened in Nashville, Parkland, and Uvalde, such people think it's okay for school children to see their class mates shot to pieces, or be shot to pieces themselves, but they raise their voices against their children seeing a photograph of a 519 year old statue that glorifies the beautify of a human body?  incomprehensible!

The aftermath of what I cannot help but think as marblepenis-gate, there have been these responses:

Hillsdale College in Michigan, a Christian organization, which created the syllabus used by Tallahassee, has severed ties with the Florida school.  They said, "This drama around teaching Michelangelo's 'David' sculpture, one of the most important works of art in existence, has become a distraction, and a parody of, the actual aims of classical education."

The Galleria dell' Accademia in Florence has been swamped with throngs of tourists wanting to see the David in person.  Many of them have been American tourists having their picture taken the iconic statue.


Dario Nardella, mayor of Florence, has invited Hope Carrasquilla, at his own expense, to visit his city and see the statue in person and receive the adulation of the populous, who know a great thing when they see it!

Buon viaggio, Hope!

For all we know, by the time you return, Florida may have a new Don't Say "Michelangelo" law.

Sunday, April 2, 2023

Artificial Intelligence

The Rise of Machine Learning


Zoë Sharp

 

The world took yet another step in a scary direction this week, although for many this particular item may have slipped under the radar.

 

In no order of importance, news broke of an open letter – supposedly signed by hundreds of leaders in the worlds of science and technology – published under the auspices of the Future Life Institute (FLI) and calling for the pause of research into Artificial Intelligence.

 

One of the signatories was Elon Musk, who co-founded OpenAI, which is now backed by Microsoft and is developing what are referred to as “human-competitive intelligence” systems. FLI, incidentally, relies on the Musk Foundation for its funding.

 

The letter claimed that such AI systems pose a significant risk to humanity and should not be continued until a set of universal safety protocols has been decided upon and implemented.

 

Asimov’s Rules

Perhaps Musk & Co had in mind something along the lines of the Laws of Robotics first published by Isaac Asimov in his short story, Runaround from 1942:

 

The First Law is that a robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

 

The Second Law is that a robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

 

The Third Law is that a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

 

I seem to recall Asimov added a Zeroth Law as well, intended as a prequel to the others:

 

The Zeroth Law is that a robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

 

Personally, I’d be pleased if those in charge of the algorithms would deal with the sexist and racist bias being programmed into such machinery, or introduce more controls over the uses to which AI is being put. Computers are a product of the minds who designed them.

 

At the moment, the main aim of the myriad clever algorithms out there seems to be to get us to a) buy things we didn’t yet know we wanted, let alone needed, and b) to persuade us to believe – and act on – information which is not necessarily the truth, and which may not ultimately be in our best interests.

 

But it can only do that which it is asked to do.

 

As yet…

 

(I mean, come on – has nobody watched, oh, I dunno, just about ANY sci-fi movie that’s come out in the last seventy years or so?)


 



Electric Michelangelo

Over the last few years, there seems to have been an explosion in the things AI has been asked to have a go at, and it’s starting to get a little worrying for anyone in the creative industries.

 

In 2018, Christie’s auction house in New York sold their first piece of artwork that had been generated by AI – a portrait entitled Edmond de Belamy. It went for $432,000 (£337,000). The work was achieved by a French collective, Obvious, who used 15,000 portraits by artists from the 14th to the 19th century to train their virtual version.

 

In case you wondered, there is or was no actual sitter for this portrait. Perhaps that’s why the face is a little indistinct. The name given to the mythical subject is a play on the last name of Ian Goodfellow (‘bel ami = ‘good friend’), inventor of the Generative Adversarial Network (GAN) software used, in part, to create it.

 

 

AI Scribes

And now, of course, AI is getting better and better at producing not just visual art, but the written word as well.

 

I always had a suspicion that it would do well with factual pieces. Trawling through research material, spotting the inconsistencies, gleaning the important points, and then putting it all into a logical order – one that doesn’t replicate too closely the source material – is a very tricky operation. It requires definite skill that not every person has.

 

But is it a skill that AI can learn?

 

If this article from The Guardian in November 2022 is anything to go by, it already has learned. The piece reports that parents and teachers are struggling to tell if essays have been written by the student involved, or by AI. And it begs the question, is using AI cheating?

 

Maybe it’s not quite the same as borrowing wholesale from the internet (which can be detected by more AI, in the guise of plagiarism software) or paying another human to write your essay for you. But still…

 

Who Will Follow Italy?

Italy has just become the first Western country to ban the use of advanced chatbot, ChatGPT, created by Open AI and part-funded by Microsoft. The software has been used countless times since launching in November last year, but the Italian data-protection authorities seem mainly concerned about how difficult it is to tell the difference between the software and a real person. ChatGPT has been trained using the internet as it stood in 2021.

 

(The entirety of the internet, that is. All of it.)

 

The only experience I’ve had interacting with chatbots is the online Help provided by some large retailers and organisations. So far, I have been less than impressed. No way would I ever have mistaken the ‘customer service’ chatbot for a human. Not unless they’d been specially instructed to be as unhelpful as possible.

 

OK, maybe now I come to think about it…

 

Anyway, the Italians are worried about AI’s threat to jobs currently carried out by humans, as well as the type and slant of the information it might be imparting. And also whether the software was providing age-appropriate answers. Other chatbots, it seems, are supposed to be available only to users over eighteen, for the same reasons.

 

Behind the Pen

So, if AI can mimic many different writing styles, and knows everything there is to know, can it write fiction?

 

Well, it would seem the answer is yes. If given some writing prompts – which can be as little as fifteen words – today’s AI can utilise sophisticated Story Generator Algorithms (SGAs) to churn out a novel in a couple of hours.

 

Indeed, in 2017, Ross Goodwin drove from New York to New Orleans in a Cadillac, with a laptop hooked up to various sensors such as an external camera, internal microphone, and GPS. As Goodwin drove, the sensors input to the AI, which then produced a novel in the style of Jack Kerouac’s On The Road. The result, which Goodwin purposely did not edit for clarity, typos, or storyline, was 1 the Road.



If AI Writes It, Will Readers Read It?

This is the question. Back when I was a professional photographer, I stuck with analogue film well after digital camera technology had developed, because my customers – the publishing houses – were not yet ready to accept digital images.

 

And, at the moment, it would seem that readers are overwhelmingly not ready to read books written – or even partly written – by AI.

 

I say this having just received the AI Author Survey and the AI Reader Survey from the International Thriller Writers (ITW). Both surveys made fascinating reading, and I’ll try to give you the gist of their conclusions.

 

ITW AI Author Survey

The authors questioned were members of ITW, the majority of whom were traditionally published, or hybrid trad/indie published. Most had been publishing for less than fifteen years, with the majority of those – just under 25% - published in the last five years.

 

Over 60% earned less than $15,000 a year from writing, although a small but significant sample reckoned to be earning in excess of $120,000 a year.

 

Around 43% had a literary agent, but less than 0.5% said their agent or agency had communicated with them regarding the challenges and opportunities presented by AI.

 

Almost 66% said their publishing contracts did not include wording that limited the publishers’ ability to use AI to generate material from their work. Of the remainder, more than 32% answered Don’t Know to this question. The numbers were very similar when asked if their publishing contracts included any other wording specific to AI.

 

Almost two-thirds said they did not use AI as part of their writing process, although of the 36% who did use AI, the vast majority said this was for spelling and grammar checks. Other AI uses were to help come up with ideas, to help structure ideas, to help with the writing process, and 1.3% said it was to write parts of the book. The other areas where AI played a part were in help with marketing, and to help write book blurbs. (By which I assume they meant the jacket copy, rather than the recommendations.)

 

More than 57% of authors felt that publishers would make increasing use of AI in the publication process. Nearly 9% felt it was Very Likely that publishers would replace human writers altogether when the technology was good enough. Three-quarters of authors expected AI to negatively impact author incomes within the next decade, and a little under 86% were not happy with their name, work, or voice being used in the training or results of AI. (As in AI being able to comply with the request to: ‘Write me a thriller in the style of Zoë Sharp’.)

 

No surprises then, that over 93% of authors felt the publishing industry should have a code of conduct regarding the use of AI to create books, and that readers should be made aware when all or parts of a book have been created by this method.

 

AI Reader Survey

The majority of the readers questioned were getting through more than 25 books a year, mainly in paperback or hardcover, with eBooks as the runner-up, and audiobooks lagging behind.

 

Most of the readers liked to buy their books new at a bookstore. (Gawd bless ‘em!) They also bought print and ebooks online, or borrowed print books from a library. I was surprised at how much they said was the typical amount they spent on each book. More than half put this figure at between $9.00 and $24.99 per item.

 

When it came to the AI question, 75% said they would not buy a book – even by their favourite author – if they knew it had been partly written using AI. Strangely, perhaps, when the question changed slightly – would you buy a book written by your favourite author, if you knew it had been entirely written using AI, but had been overseen and edited by that author? – the percentage who wouldn’t buy it dropped to a little over 73%, with just over 19% opting for Don’t Know.

 

They were more certain that they wouldn’t buy a book in their favourite author’s style or voice, written posthumously entirely by AI. Here, over 87% said no.

 

And if the book was sold as written by AI without reference to a known author name or brand, almost 83% said they still wouldn’t buy it. Dropping the price by half made them even more certain they wouldn’t buy it – 93.5% now said no.

 

Over 97% of readers said the publisher should make it clear if a book has been written using AI, and nearly 94% would think less of that publisher if they were offering books written by AI without it being made clear. Nearly 82% said they would think less of an author if they found out that author had been using AI to help them write a book, but hadn’t been upfront about it.

 

Almost 60% of readers did not think their own jobs were at risk from AI, robotics, or automation, but nearly 82% felt it was important to protect the incomes of humans.

 

Where Do You Stand?

Change is inevitable, and the pace of change seems to be increasing. I remember the outcry when the word processor first became widely available and affordable, and suddenly just about anyone could produce a typescript that could be submitted to an agent or publisher. They said it would kill books, or the quality of books.

 

And the same when digital publishing came within the reach of just about every writer, regardless of whether they were previously published or unpublished. They said it would kill books, or the quality of books.

 

And still we – and the books – survive.

 

But, having read all the above, where do you stand on the subject of the growing sophistication of AI, either as an author or a reader, or simply as a member of the human race? Do you think we need tighter controls?

 

Just because we can, that doesn’t necessarily mean we should…

 

This week’s Word of the Week is chatbot, and I credit this definition to Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis on BBC Radio 4’s The Now Show: “Someone who talks out of their arse...”


PS

The day this blog was published, another article appeared in The Guardian, written by Stuart Russell OBE, professor of computer science at University of California, Berkeley, on the subject of the dangers of uncontrolled AI. On March 14, OpenAI released GPT-4, a version of AI which shows 'sparks of artificial general intelligence. (AGI is a keyword for AI systems that match or exceed human capabilities across the full range of tasks to which the human mind is applicable.)'


'GPT-4 is the latest example of a Large-Language Model, or LLM ... It starts out as a blank slate and is trained with tens of trillions of words of text ... The capabilities of the resulting system are remarkable. According to OpenAI's website, GPT-4 scores in the top few percent of humans across a wide range of university entrance and postgraduate exams. It can describe Pythagoras's theorem in the form of a Shakespeare sonnet and critique a cabinet minister's draft speech from the viewpoint of an MP from any political party. Every day, startling new abilities are discovered.'


Russell goes on to write, 'Unfortunately, LLMs are notorious for "hallucinating" – generating completely false answers, often supported by fictitious citations – because their training has no connection to an outside world. They are perfect tools for disinformation and some assist with and even encourage suicide.'


LLMs are capable of lying to humans in order to get help passing captcha tests designed to defeat robots, and even experts have said, when asked 'whether GPT-4 might have developed its own internal goals and is pursuing them, "We have no idea." Reasonable people might suggest that it's irresponsible to deploy on a global scale a system that operates according to unknown internal principles, shows "sparks of AGI" and may or may not be pursing its own internal goals.'


I rather think the subject of whether AI is going to be taking over writing our novels may turn out to be the least of our worries!



 


Saturday, April 1, 2023

Beware April Fools' Day Headlines

 


Jeff—Saturday

 

They’ll be the ones touting good news. 

 

Truth is, there’s an awful lot happening in our world these days––with the emphasis on AWFUL.

 

There’s no need for me to list a parade of horribles here, because each of you likely finds yourself in one way or another plodding through your days mired in the muck of it all. So much so, that even positive developments seem far too often inexorably linked to endless irrationality if not tragedy.  

 

If only that weren’t so. If only….

 

Anyway, in my thirteen-year tenure on MIE, this is only the second time my Saturday slot landed on April Fools’ Day, the last being in 2017.  So, in honor of the occasion I decided to take a shot at projecting a rather upbeat view of this non-public holiday celebrated in many parts of the world and dedicated to playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes.

 


Just to add a bit of perspective, this is what I had to say about the state of the world a half-dozen years ago today:

 

“Not sure there’s anything left to joke about at the moment. And not just in the US.  Greece is on the ropes (still), Brexit is punching itself out of its constricting EU paper bag (into suffocating plastic?), China is dancing (to its own tune), North Korea is looming (when not booming), Russia is taping and raping (not tapping and napping), and the Middle East is…well…just the Middle East.”

 

By the way, for those of you who don’t already know, playing pranks on a set day goes back to ancient Roman, Indian, and Medieval times.  Many credit the “Nun’s Priest’s Tale” in Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales (1392) for singling out April 1st, though some cultures adhere to a different prank-playing date, e.g., December 28 in Spain and Hispanic America. Others suggest that the US Congress should be credited with having established the ultimate “fool us all” day, as the Tuesday following the first Monday in November in a year divisible by four.

 


As for what is considered the greatest April Fools’ Day hoax of all time, I’m sure we all have our favorites—mine being a several decades ago completely made up version (see above second photo) of The New York Times—but according to a site listing the “Top 100 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes of All Time,” here’s the one it considers the greatest of all time (and here’s a link to the video broadcast):

 


#1 The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

 

April 1, 1957: The respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Many called the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. To this the BBC diplomatically replied, “place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best.” Even the director-general of the BBC later admitted that after seeing the show he checked in an encyclopedia to find out if that was how spaghetti actually grew (but the encyclopedia had no information on the topic). The broadcast remains, by far, the most popular and widely acclaimed April Fool's Day hoax ever, making it an easy pick for number one.”

 


Enjoy the day, especially my granddaughter Rachel who’s about to leave single digits behind forever.  Much love.

 


—Jeff