tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post3396652647637572556..comments2024-03-29T03:36:27.656-04:00Comments on Murder is Everywhere: Limericks for Mental HealthOvidia Yuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05749549092493567689noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-61166530038793425922022-10-24T21:18:49.202-04:002022-10-24T21:18:49.202-04:00You know how much I enjoy making folks laugh, Moll...You know how much I enjoy making folks laugh, Molly. And David, you know very well, was sure fire at that. Hugs from me to you both. AA/PKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-2283719554015767562022-10-24T20:07:20.524-04:002022-10-24T20:07:20.524-04:00Dick and I got a great laugh from this. Thanks!Dick and I got a great laugh from this. Thanks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-51586828460567910762017-10-16T16:08:04.395-04:002017-10-16T16:08:04.395-04:00A woman who lived in New York
Thought she knew the...A woman who lived in New York<br />Thought she knew the meaning of "pork."<br />"Tell her quick," said her friend<br />"Or else in the end,<br />She'll soon be expecting the stork."Annamaria Alfierihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12311596277267789834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-84937729945317841032017-10-16T15:25:03.978-04:002017-10-16T15:25:03.978-04:00There once was a Scot in Toronto
On the trail of W...There once was a Scot in Toronto<br />On the trail of Wild Ramsay Bronco<br />She’s writing a blog<br />Beside a fountain of dogs<br />The photos will be with you pronto<br />Caro Ramsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08499318515241879831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-27969465960711077972017-10-16T11:46:32.575-04:002017-10-16T11:46:32.575-04:00These days I'm depressed:
In Seventeen we hav...These days I'm depressed:<br /><br />In Seventeen we have Donald Trump,<br />An ass of a man with a rump<br />As big as a house,<br />And a rat and a louse,<br />Whose gold throne stinks after his dump.<br />Everett Kaserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12371555243187874414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-27758322333753938892017-10-16T03:56:30.478-04:002017-10-16T03:56:30.478-04:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Buy Contact Lenseshttp://www.lensico.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-52465220155130544982015-11-04T10:02:40.354-05:002015-11-04T10:02:40.354-05:00You were in Portland? I thought it was just Tim, ...You were in Portland? I thought it was just Tim, Sharon and me, and Barbara and me. It *was* a PITA taking that Hard Wear off and putting it back on every time I changed identities. It's amazing that people are fooled by a simple change of clothing, never realizing that a simple, down-to-earth programmer is actually Writerman, Revealer of All Things Geek. er... Greek.Everett Kaserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12371555243187874414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-33027312419769604252015-11-04T05:26:42.384-05:002015-11-04T05:26:42.384-05:00Who knew? What sheer genius is on this post and t...Who knew? What sheer genius is on this post and the comments are hilarious.<br /><br />So glad I tuned in today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-64728198870133961702015-11-04T01:43:00.906-05:002015-11-04T01:43:00.906-05:00HI Everett, I'm so sorry I once again missed y...HI Everett, I'm so sorry I once again missed you in Portland. I'll take better aim next time. Badabing and a bang<br />.Jeffrey Sigerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00718317707555064653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-36290584996653150822015-11-03T18:17:18.589-05:002015-11-03T18:17:18.589-05:00Hmmm... how about:
There once was a lady named Ca...Hmmm... how about:<br /><br />There once was a lady named Caro,<br />Riding bareback and barebutt like a Pharaoh.<br />The stallion broke stride,<br />And the lady, she cried,<br />"I'm riding naked to Rio de Janeiro."<br /><br />You know, we could start a whole new type of poem, the Carorrick...Everett Kaserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12371555243187874414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-87462584259531041932015-11-03T17:59:44.900-05:002015-11-03T17:59:44.900-05:00I'll leave it to Jeff to file the full report,...I'll leave it to Jeff to file the full report, as he needs the self-confidence boosting exercise after catching endless flack for his Hard Wear. 'Nuff said.<br /><br />(But a GREAT time was had by the rest of us, and Barbara is the nicest person you could ask for. How Jeff ended up with her... one of the few things that has ever baffled me.)Everett Kaserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12371555243187874414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-65579179018004576102015-11-03T07:14:08.868-05:002015-11-03T07:14:08.868-05:00A lady named Caro, a Scot
Did what everyone though...A lady named Caro, a Scot<br />Did what everyone thought she should not.<br />In position astride<br />she delighted to ride,<br />And got her horse up to a trot.Annamaria Alfierihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12311596277267789834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-63712560339269791692015-11-03T03:11:48.515-05:002015-11-03T03:11:48.515-05:00Once a fair lassie wrote fiction
It was better tha...Once a fair lassie wrote fiction<br />It was better than being in her kitchen,<br />She and her dog<br />signed up for a blog,<br />causing international friction.Caro Ramsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08499318515241879831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-17972811843751206852015-11-02T21:47:05.520-05:002015-11-02T21:47:05.520-05:00Thank you lil, Susan and Jono. Bringing laughs is ...Thank you lil, Susan and Jono. Bringing laughs is my pleasure. Annamaria Alfierihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12311596277267789834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-75089541938271762282015-11-02T21:45:31.299-05:002015-11-02T21:45:31.299-05:00Okay, let's have the full report on this famou...Okay, let's have the full report on this famous dinner that you all had without me. Annamaria Alfierihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12311596277267789834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-12987498710744928772015-11-02T21:42:36.166-05:002015-11-02T21:42:36.166-05:00Stan, I was with my brother, the physicist when I ...Stan, I was with my brother, the physicist when I received this. He knew it by jeart, of course. :)Annamaria Alfierihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12311596277267789834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-90524519580791431962015-11-02T20:08:59.886-05:002015-11-02T20:08:59.886-05:00Thank you, Sujata. The ones my husband used to re...Thank you, Sujata. The ones my husband used to recite were certainly not G rated. But they were hilarious. Annamaria Alfierihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12311596277267789834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-21944567457092588192015-11-02T15:03:40.423-05:002015-11-02T15:03:40.423-05:00Terrific! Most of the ones I hear all start with, ...Terrific! Most of the ones I hear all start with, "There once was a lady from France." These are much better. Jonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170214396483091419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-71521831881481879332015-11-02T13:50:03.655-05:002015-11-02T13:50:03.655-05:00Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to bring ...Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to bring the pin.Jeffrey Sigerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00718317707555064653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-41778400218305301372015-11-02T13:48:04.753-05:002015-11-02T13:48:04.753-05:00This was FANTASTIC. I so needed a laugh this morni...This was FANTASTIC. I so needed a laugh this morning, and you gave me several. Never saw the "little nail" coming. <br /><br />Also...it's yet another thing we have in common. I'm a lifelong lover (and writer) of limericks too :)Susan Spannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03770560542416086762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-34880527515483246942015-11-02T13:32:46.520-05:002015-11-02T13:32:46.520-05:00Delightful!Delightful!lil Glucksternhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09288522126331817172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-2947894837032568682015-11-02T13:12:19.474-05:002015-11-02T13:12:19.474-05:00Oh, no! No, limericks again,
They're a curse a...Oh, no! No, limericks again,<br />They're a curse and a crime and a sin.<br />They limpen my tool<br />And make me a fool<br />As my implant is popped with a pin.<br /><br />Just think what's in store for you today, Jeff...Everett Kaserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12371555243187874414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-60537976440648158452015-11-02T12:48:02.502-05:002015-11-02T12:48:02.502-05:00Brilliant, absolutely brilliant, sis.
I love amph...Brilliant, absolutely brilliant, sis.<br /><br />I love amphibrachs and anapests, though I must admit I rarely see them outside the Museum of Natural Histrionics.<br /><br />Sorry about that, but I'm warming up for lunch today with EvKa and Tim.<br /> Jeffrey Sigerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00718317707555064653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-36471174469895218752015-11-02T12:20:44.080-05:002015-11-02T12:20:44.080-05:00The only clean limerick I know is:
There was a yo...The only clean limerick I know is:<br /><br />There was a young man from Blight<br />Who travelled much faster than light.<br />He set off one day <br />In a relative way<br />And returned on the previous night.<br /><br />On the other hand: <br />A lovely lass from Aberistwyth<br />Took grain to the mill to make grist with.<br />The miller's son, Jack,<br /><br />etc!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-67272368907768030162015-11-02T11:59:25.563-05:002015-11-02T11:59:25.563-05:00Love this!
Love this!<br />Lindsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15819339705956028899noreply@blogger.com