tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post6073817219557500303..comments2024-03-28T20:02:35.777-04:00Comments on Murder is Everywhere: Things you never say to a writerOvidia Yuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05749549092493567689noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-35044700386154973992021-01-29T12:25:20.952-05:002021-01-29T12:25:20.952-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01195488679824317070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-33496114468532874202016-02-04T08:21:22.665-05:002016-02-04T08:21:22.665-05:00Haha) I'm an artist. Just guess what people ca...Haha) I'm an artist. Just guess what people can ask me. Of course their first question is:" Can you draw my portrait?" Always, every time, the same one question!!!www.1writingservice.comhttp://1writingservice.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-65340981662842819842016-02-03T16:32:15.661-05:002016-02-03T16:32:15.661-05:00"You're a writer? Oh, I don't read.&q..."You're a writer? Oh, I don't read."<br />"We can teach you ..."<br /><br />"Oh, I'd write a book ... if I just had the time."<br />(Because, of course, all it takes to write a book is time ...)<br /><br />"I only read one book a year, when I go on holiday, and I download it from one of those torrent sites ..."<br />(So, you hardly ever read, but when you do you steal the book.)<br /><br />"Am I likely to have read anything you've written?"<br />(Hang on while I telepathically inventory every book you've ever read ...)<br /><br />"Hey, watch what you say or she'll put you in her book!"<br />(No, you have to say something interesting first ...)<br /><br />Sadly, I've had all these and more ...<br />Zoë Sharphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14065427744062846167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-54378886303460421582016-02-02T12:06:44.912-05:002016-02-02T12:06:44.912-05:00Q. Lived here all your life?
A. Not yet.Q. Lived here all your life?<br />A. Not yet.Jonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170214396483091419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-27287008394489922832016-02-02T10:17:56.030-05:002016-02-02T10:17:56.030-05:00I've got a terrific idea for a book, all you h...I've got a terrific idea for a book, all you have to do is write it.Jeffrey Sigerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00718317707555064653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-71672240758623853472016-02-02T03:43:55.913-05:002016-02-02T03:43:55.913-05:00I have a great idea for a book. It's about s d...I have a great idea for a book. It's about s drug dealer on Bermuda and he .......Annamaria Alfierihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12311596277267789834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-59306099915447843482016-02-02T02:42:12.838-05:002016-02-02T02:42:12.838-05:00Yes, but what's your work job?Yes, but what's your work job?Michael Sears (of Michael Stanley)https://www.blogger.com/profile/09886295534214542834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-68144426853073332622016-02-02T01:51:26.444-05:002016-02-02T01:51:26.444-05:00How much was your advance?How much was your advance?Cara Blackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14592098418515886674noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-57874328281963284412016-02-02T01:15:19.489-05:002016-02-02T01:15:19.489-05:00Two questions:
1) Have you READ all of these books...Two questions:<br />1) Have you READ all of these books?<br />2) Why do you KEEP all of these books?<br /><br />I always want to ask them:<br />1) Have you been breathing EVERY minute of your life?<br />2) Why do you KEEP breathing?<br />Everett Kaserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12371555243187874414noreply@blogger.com