tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post1084444282808844919..comments2024-03-29T05:33:43.878-04:00Comments on Murder is Everywhere: Word of the YearOvidia Yuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05749549092493567689noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-47641163497968536012013-11-22T11:22:13.309-05:002013-11-22T11:22:13.309-05:00Oh, now we're just playing teat for tat.Oh, now we're just playing teat for tat.Everett Kaserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12371555243187874414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-45816428363433565672013-11-22T10:48:31.613-05:002013-11-22T10:48:31.613-05:00Time out here folks. I can see Everett milking thi...Time out here folks. I can see Everett milking this pun business for all it's worth, and Annamaria's reluctance to be misconscrewed (sounds sort of like a pageant title, doesn't it), but if silver fox Michael the Innocent is now dropping in ecclesiastical puns, I'm tempted to yell out "Holy See, Batman, we've got to stop this."Jeffrey Sigerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00718317707555064653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-419634269925239352013-11-22T10:27:18.887-05:002013-11-22T10:27:18.887-05:00From summer in Mykonos to winter loneliness in Chi...From summer in Mykonos to winter loneliness in Chicago... you have my udder sympathy!Everett Kaserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12371555243187874414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-79213351420889090202013-11-22T06:54:24.778-05:002013-11-22T06:54:24.778-05:00I vote for Everett. Though I fear reprisals from ...I vote for Everett. Though I fear reprisals from Jeff who may not understand my reasoning. I don't want to be misconscrewed.Annamaria Alfierihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12311596277267789834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-54874076163419029752013-11-22T03:15:10.634-05:002013-11-22T03:15:10.634-05:00I think Everett gets the T-shirt! Jeff would get t...I think Everett gets the T-shirt! Jeff would get the award for the competition we didn't run...<br /><br />But I have to differ on Selfing. That is the act of TAKING a Selfie. So, by definition, it is a picture of the person holding the camera Selfing. But the pope is actually just an innocent bystander. Although even that would have been another pope...Michael Sears (of Michael Stanley)https://www.blogger.com/profile/09886295534214542834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-87497652097786302092013-11-22T00:05:52.080-05:002013-11-22T00:05:52.080-05:00Bedroom tax is what you pay if you come home late ...Bedroom tax is what you pay if you come home late after serving as the subject of a binge-watch, and it will take more than a bit-coin and olinguito (I shudder at being tied into Everett's usage of the term so permit me to say it's a cross between a teddy bear and cat (thanks to Wikipedia)) to get your schmeat showrooming again at home as long as your better half thinks you're a twerk. <br /><br />Alone in Chicago...it's the best I could come up with.Jeffrey Sigerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00718317707555064653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1990338437877873686.post-34217396063538339022013-11-21T16:07:37.644-05:002013-11-21T16:07:37.644-05:00First off, 'olinguito' is OBVIOUSLY what a...First off, 'olinguito' is OBVIOUSLY what a young spanish woman would cry out after experiencing a particularly good, but brief, cunilingus during her lunch break. Duh.<br /><br />Second, the picture of the Pope is OBVIOUSLY not a selfie, it's a picture of SELFING. Try to keep up.<br /><br />Third, I shudder to think what an omnishambles this column is going to become once Jeff bipedumpsin.<br />Everett Kaserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12371555243187874414noreply@blogger.com